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“Hello everybody my name is .... and I'm an anonymous”
~ Anonymous on a Anonymous Anonymous meeting

Anonymous Anonymous (a.k.a. Anon-Anon) is a support group for famous people who would prefer to remain anonymous. Individual members are encouraged to wear brown paper bags with question marks over their heads in order to preserve their anonymity. However, wearing a brown paper bag and a sport coat could make others think you're the Unknown Comic, who is known, and therefore isn't anonymous.

History of Anon-Anon

The group was founded in 1337 by Anonymous, who was tired of being constantly in the public spotlight, and wanted help. As of 2005, Anonymous Anonymous has an unknown number of members and is considered the 3rd Pillar of Dudism, 2nd Pillar of Islam and 1st Pillar of Christianity. Not to be confused with Scientology's haters.

The twelve steps of Anon-Anon

  1. We admitted we were powerless over anonymity — that our lives had become known.
  2. Came to believe that a nonexistence greater than ourselves could restore us to obscurity.
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of nothing as we understood it.
  4. Made a searching and fearless celebrity inventory of ourselves.
  5. Admitted to nothing, to ourselves and to another unknown human being the exact nature of our fame.
  6. Were entirely ready to have nothing remove all this evidence of notability.
  7. Humbly asked nothing to remove our shortcomings.
  8. Made a list of all persons we had brought to the world's attention, and became willing to make all of them obscure.
  9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would make them or others notable.
  10. Continued to take inventory of stray traces of notability and when we were in Google promptly obscured the page with spam link farms.
  11. Sought through Zen and meditation to improve our lack of contact with fame, as we understood it, praying only for knowledge of any awareness the outside world might have of us and the power to avoid it.
  12. Having had an awakening of anonymity as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other failed anonymes, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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This article uses material from the "Anonymous Anonymous" article on the Uncyclopedia wiki at Wikia and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike License.

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