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Introduction

Uncyclopedia editors can be awarded several awards for their writing and editing, and in the case of users who aren't funny and don't know how to take credit for other people's work, there are also maintenance work awards.

To keep awards at Uncyclopedia prestigious, the Uncyclopedia tries to keep the number of awards at a small number like 42535 or 632890x1014.

Awards

Here is just a sampling of the many thousands of awards offered at Uncyclopedia.

Quantity Not Quality Award

The "Quantity Not Quality" award is given to people who aren't funny but still manage to have an average of over 500 edits per day. These users allow the Uncyclopedia to expand quickly yet still keep a standard of humor low enough that it can operate as a wiki.

This User Is Better Than You Award

The "This User Is Better Than You" award is given to Uncyclopedia users who are better than you. This award not only considers writing, but a wider variety of things that may make the user better than you at everything. The winners are decided by voting.

Least Awards Award

The "Least Awards" award is given to users who have less awards than everyone else. While it has been awarded in the past, it becomes invalid immediately, as the recipient no longer has the least amount of awards.

Most Awards Created Award

The "Most Awards Created" award is given to the user who has created the most awards. Not surprisingly, the user who created the award is also the winner.

Mean Administrator Award

The "Mean Administrator Award" is presented to those administrators and bureaucrats who often delete pointless redirects, stubs/work in progress/under construction pages that haven't been updated in months, vanity, one line pages, and test pages, without reason!

Bastard Admin Award

The Bastard Admin Awards celebrates the highest honor an Admin can get - to find out that a user has emailed another admin to complain about them. For admins of the fairer sex, there is the alternate "Bitch Admin" Award. Use: {{:Awards/Bitchadmin}}

Grammar Nazi

If you've ever had your then/than, there/their/they're, your/you're, to/too/two, its/it's, or loose/lose corrected, you know these guys.

Categorizer

Every thing has its place, and every place has its thing.

Extreme DUHligence

Duh.

PMSing Admin

Awarded to admins that are unreasonably pissy for no reason whatsoever. For instance, they might join the #uncyclopedia IRC channel and say something like this:

* UnnamedAdmin has joined #uncyclopedia
<UnnamedAdmin> Hello.
<UnnamedAdmin> Anybody here?
<UnnamedAdmin> FINE YOU JERKS
* UnnamedAdmin has left #uncyclopedia

User eaten by grue

Awarded to users who have made the supreme sacrifice, parting with their lives in the line of Zork upon one or multiple occasions on Uncyclopedia.

Users hates pluralss

Spellin Aword

Given to any outstanding Uncyclopedian who either refuses or is unable to spell!

XHTML Nazi Award

Awarded to those tireless Uncyclopedians that try to keep us XHTML compliant, though we refuse to go quietly.

ARFHOW Award

Talk Page Award

For good talk pages.

TEH SPAM AWWARDD LOLOLOLOLLLL@!!!!11

W00T!! !DIS AWARD FRUCKISING ROX!!!

Signatures

To compensate for having a small penis (or not having one), many Uncyclopedia award winners add a list of the awards they have won or given themselves to their Uncyclopedia signatures. These are usually shortened so that no one knows what all the little letters mean. For example:

--NormalUsersName 05:83, 28 Jan 2005 (UTC)

becomes

--AwardWinnersName FKD EWO SPN MPE OEK SEL MEX LIN KES NEM NEOS CMED POHE MDE DEL SEM ZWN ESE PIK NEU SOF HOO FEO DEM APE AST FAG NMO RED FIL PLE NSM FETS BOV CEN 05:83, 28 Jan 2005 (UTC)

Awards, Decorations and Honours
Image:Awards2.gif Awards Order of Uncyclopedia · Awards, Decorations and Honours · Awards · Ninjastars
Ranks &
Honours
Writer of the Month · Uncyclopedian of the Month · n00b of the month
UnBooks Author of the Month · Potatochopper of the Month · Reviewer of the Month

Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation · Foolitzer Prize
UnScripts Playwright of the Month · Article Narrator of the Month
Writer of the Year · Uncyclopedian of the Year · RadicalX of the Year
Admin Rank · RYA · User Space Affiliations · Past Winners


Limelight VFH · VFP · Best of · Top Ten: 2005 · 2006 · 2007 · 2008 · 2009 · Hall of Shame · Rating System
Prix citron Useless Gobshite of the Month · Useless Gobshite of the Year · Sandwich of the Month · Sockpuppeteer of the Month · FFS

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