Scientific name: Tacobus Maxiharious
The famed Hairy Taco has been enjoyed by men and women for countless generations, however the species is now facing a stiff competitor, the unrealated, but very similar Beardless Taco.
The Hairy Taco is known to take shape in two forms; the 'soft' Hairy Taco, and the less-desirable 'crunchy' Hairy Taco. Both subspecies are exactly identical to each other, except one having a soft outer shell ('soft' Hairy Taco), and the other being known for having a crusty outer shell ('crunchy' Hairy Taco).
Hairy Tacos can be identified by a dense coat of hair growing from its shell, otherwise known as fur, carpet, rug, or a bush. The innerds of the Hairy Taco are usually moist with ground beef, tomatoes, sour cream and lettuce, however other substances have been known to be found inside a Hairy Taco.
One should note that the Beardless Taco is not related to the Hairy Taco, even though they look very much alike.
The bearded clam can be found on all parts of the Earth, and can even be found orbiting Earth on some occasions. However, even though the Hairy Taco can be found in all parts of the globe, it is facing a very serious threat of extinction from the Beardless Taco.
Hairy Tacos has been, and still is, being enjoyed by man and woman alike. However, it should be noted that men tend to enjoy Hairy Tacos a little more then women.
When it comes to the interaction of Hairy Tacos and Humans, the Hairy Taco is usually eaten. Most people view the Hairy Taco as a finger food, while some enjoy it with a little sausage. In either case they are known to pulsate wildly before, during, or after.
Not much is known about the Hairy Taco. Surprisingly, no even knows where they come from, when they die, or even how they breed. It is known that every once in awhile, Hairy Tacos tend to excreet a red liquid, in which scientist believe it comes from the diced tomatoes contained inside the shell. Note that Hairy Tacos are born bald.
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