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Uncyclopedia

Up to date as of February 05, 2010

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Did you want:

  • Harry Potter, the book series by Just Kidding Rowling (in which Everyone dies, absolutely everyone. It is revealed that Harry was asleep for the whole series and wakes up in Middle Earth reading the Neverending Story the chronicles of Narnia)?
  • UnBooks:Catholic Church's Version of Harry Potter?
  • UnScripts:Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical?

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Wackypedia

Up to date as of February 07, 2010

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Those of you foreign enough to have actually read my title and clicked the link will now be hex-pecting (heh, see what I did there?) a long and boring article to go with it. Instead, I have opted to fill this space with a slightly edited extract from the popular children's porno-mag, Harry Potter and the Listener of Alakazam.

Barry Trotter ripoff.

Please stand for the entry of this text.

Curtains open, harry is tossing off a statue of himself and his half-brother-turned-sex-slave Ron is sodomizing the idealisms of christianity

Harry: Hey, Ron, blarble-garf?
Ron: Your speech seems to have disintegrated into meaningless pigeon excretement.
Harry: Oh yes, so it has, my bliss-take, I forgot to speak Engrish.
Ronald: That's perfectly allmight, my slightly fat elder-crab.
Harry: Are you implying that I have too many fingers?
Rofl: That is none of our business.

Enter Steven Hawking, the female of the threesome, filling in for Hermionie who blew up

Harry: Oh my, what a startling plot twist!
Rob: Indeed, my hairy-dairy counterpart.
Mr Blobby: Bleep bleep bloop blop.
Harry: That information is incorrect, you inspirational son of an A4 sheet of verbal diarrhoea!
Rod: Indupidably!
Harry: My Harry sense is tingling, either trouble is close by or I have an erection.

Pope enters and shakes his rudebox, curtain closes, audience claps, everyone tells their friends about this site.

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