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Date of birth: Since "Leaders are born, not made." One can only conclude that Hillary is the result a bizarre test tube experiment from which she emerged somewhere around the year 1948. As a child she repeatedly failed pre-school and didn't graduate until yesterday".
Place of birth: The swollen, throbbing bowels of Satan's oozing rectum (or New Jersey as residents prefer to call it.)
Nationality: What do you call people from Hell? Hellonian? Hellican? Demoncrat? Yeah, I think that last one is right.
Known for being a PISS.
Occupation professional cunt
Religion Feminism
Her own
Spouse Willy Wanker
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
~ Bill Clinton on Hillary Clinton

Hillary Rottweiler Bi-otch Lardass Clinton, (Russian: Хилларий Роттуайлер Би-оч Лардасс Kлинтон) figurehead of the liberals, was a US politician, who concluded her career with a marathon run for democratic presidential candidate which resulted in her becoming a low paid government secretary for a powerful man. *sigh* Some things never change no matter what the current yard sign slogans claim. She even went through a sex change operation in 1995, but Bill Clinton never knew of this....... DUN, DUN, DUN!!!!

She is the husband to some guy called Bill Clinton who is the King of Arkansas and Nebraska, but we couldn't find any information on him for this article. Presumably he has always just been so over shadowed by Hillary and her personal life that no one really pays any attention to him. Hillary Clinton's anti-femininity platform, designed to attract the type of woman who works 2 weeks a month to fill up the tank of her Lincoln Navigator SUV, despises cooking or baking, and who dines out 3 nights a week, prepares Hamburger Helper and frozen dinners the rest of the week, and pays $180.00 for a pair of jeans was destined for failure. These women are too busy to vote. It seemed at that her nomination might be saved by adopting such slogans as "I'm the next best thing to Bill!" and "Vote for me and get Bill free!" and allowing her husband to prostitute himself to the women of America in exchange for votes, a strategy that could potentially have locked in the fat-chick vote. Alas, despite his best efforts, Bill was only able to bed around six and a half thousand fat girls which was just a few hundred short of the numbers needed to keep her in the race. Bill blamed an advanced case of herpes for his disappointing effort.

Hillary (or Hellery, as her close friends call her) was the second demon to run for President after Satan, who, as we all know, lost the 1896 election in a landslide to Raptor Jesus. She was also the first person whose name is "Clinton" and has a penis to run.

But why was America not ready for a female president? All the signs seemed to point to victory for Hillary? Where did she go wrong?

We have all seen the hit television show, Commander in Chief, and experts agree it is freaking sweet! What a great show! It stars Donald Sutherland as the evil Republican, but best of all, it has a woman as the President! I used to think Martin Sheen was the sexiest President on television, for a man of his years, but just check out Geena Davis in her power suit! Tall and super studly, just like Janet Reno 20 years ago. I'd vote for some of that ass any time.

Of course, we all wish life could imitate art, but it never quite measures up. That's why the female President on TV is Geena Davis, but in real life, we get Hillary Clinton.


Is it any wonder they moved Commander in Chief to the comedy channel?

Hillary's true father.
Unfortunately, it turns out in the real world, people want leaders who are eye candy like Clint Eastwood, George W Bush and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Were Americans really ready for a tough old beer guzzling broad who chased her mugs of bud light with a 20 oz. shot of Crown and could drink any republican under the table? Did they want a ball busting battle axe; someone who couldn't stand the heat and stayed out of the kitchen as well as disparaged the act of baking cookies? According to the caucus', no.
Hillary being Sexually aroused by the random hand going up her wizard sleeves

She has a moustache.


Early Life

Tara Newmark was Chicago . She quickly matured and ran for class president in the 2nd grade, promising everyone (even the immature) that doing your best, despite nasty attacks, is worthy and noble. She also ran for president in 5th grade where she had promised an army of hell to take over the high school and all other schools, fortunately, only 20 people died in this incident.Shortly after being expelled from her previous school for selling porn magazines to 1st graders, she joined the US Navy where she tried to elope with a man 40 years older than herself.

So who does this bitch think she is?

Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton during the meeting to decide whether or not to invade Iraq

Besides being a cigarette smoker who has journalists' cameras confiscated, is she a woman without a state? By becoming a Connecticut Yankee in Arkansas clothing, parading through Washington DC, she appealed to everyone but their black-Latino brother. Note: Republican attempts to invent new ethnic groups guaranteed not to vote for her, were a spectacular success (especially the Dolphin/Caveman hybrid). But Americans were wary of bait and switch tactics after years of democracy and car salesmen. More to the point, they feared she would NOT do a bait and switch by going into excile again and letting Bill have another go as President.

Even though she thinks she is all this, she is really a wombat in disguise

Bonerjam '09

Hillary invented Bonjam '09, a massive circle-jerk that went down in Central Park in April 15, 2009.

Fun Facts

Unlike most presidents' wives of the United States, Hillary Clinton has never been known to wear a dress, gown, skirt, perfume, hairspray, or anything but a pantsuit. Just the sight of an apron makes her break out in hives. Hillary has never visited the Rose Garden and never intends to because roses reduce her Charisma and Constitution by 5 points each.. The paparazzi has never caught her in the act of receiving a bouquet of roses, or even so much as a box of truffles, even after the Lewinsky scandal". Another thing, she is the only female person in the world to have no boobs and an 8 foot dick.
Hillary has always been known to don a surprisingly diverse and sometimes controversial wardrobe. Here she can be seen making a break from the infamous "PantSuit".

It is a commonly misconceived notion that Hillary has a penis. This was finally been put to rest when Mrs. Clinton flashed her crotch for a Texas voter rally. She pointed out, waddling towards the cameras, that she has "...a vagina and a penis." She- he- it has since tripled her hermaphrodite base.

One of Hillary's favorite pass-times is collecting children's dreams and star dust in a frail glass container, for the sheer pleasure of watching it shatter into a million pieces.

It is a widely-wided belief that Hillary Clinton is the Anti-Christ. However, many people were unaware during the Clinton years. After running against His Holiness The Messiah "Black Jesus" Barack Obama for President, it became obvious.

It is a well known fact that Hillary Clinton and Michael Jackson enjoyed frequent fornication. Contrary to popular belief Bill Clinton does know about this and is okay with having a wife whose penis is bigger than his. MJ liked it too. Still does.

Political Stance

Comrade Clinton prepares her 5-year-plan with the help of her moustache

Clinton has taken many stances in her career, such as crying to make people go "awww" and vote for her, and yet, one of her most unwavering commitments is to the ideals of liberalism. Obviously, as a liberal, Clinton believes that wealth should be shared equally and believes money should be allocated to those in need. Clinton is so committed to the idea that she takes large amounts of money from fat cats like Walmart and Arab Sheiks from places like Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Dubai, all the time. In fact, during her campaign she took in as much as $41,500 per day, or $109 million since 2000 from the aforementioned capitalist pigs.

Some might claim that Hillary profited from the fat stacks of cash that her political enemies sent her, but nothing could be further from the truth. No sooner did she receive her bribes then she gave them to someone in need, and to a cause that helps the poorest members of society: Hillary Clinton.

Hillary speaks about her problems.

Some idiots might tell you that this was the grossest form of hypocrisy, but nothing could be further from the truth.

This simple formula will help explain how this works:

1)Hillary wants to run for President so she can set up liberal programs that will spread wealth around.

2)Therefore, her winning the presidancy would be the best thing ever to happen for liberalism.

3)Anything that helps her campaign is therefore helping liberalism.

4)Running for president is very expensive, and if you want to win, you will need a lot of dough.

5)Therefore, the more money Hillary can amass and keep for herself, the more she is spreading liberalism.

6)Remember, Hillary needs access to your wallet more than you do!

7) hillary clinton was also an early hippy actavist where she had smoked pot and had a mullet, and grew her first mustach out which was a home for the local sewer rats.


The Almighty Clinton campaign was undermined by the following attack ads. Just like John Kerry before her, Clinton failed to tackle these accusations quickly enough and soon her campaign began to crumble like the oatmeal cookies she so hated.


2008 Campaign

A typical Hillary Clinton speech.

During the 2008 democratic primaries, heated rivalry between Hillary Clinton and democratic candidate rival Barack Obama began to build. At the beginning of the primary candidacy run, rumours had started that Hillary Clinton and her post-menopause followers believed she had already "won the election" and that it was "owed to her due to experience." Another speculation began to go around when people believed that Clinton was having a secret case of jungle fever for Obama. As Obama won more delegates, this only enraged Clinton not only from her losing but her sexual frustration, causing her to become even more vicious on Obama.

Shortly after the meeting between Obama and Clinton when she began to endorse Obama, Obama stated in an interview on CNN "Yes, she did want me - and I was surprised...I would've guessed she wanted Michelle."

Of course Clinton is now keen to point out that she thinks Obama will make a fantastic president and any time you thought you heard her say he was inexperienced, too young, a no good son of an immigrant or a god damn uppity nigger she was in fact talking about John McCain. You just misheard her. How stupid of you.

Winning the War in Bosnia

¡The woman wolf!

In 1996, First Lady Hillary Clinton came under a ferocious hail of gunfire while getting off a plane in Bosnia. Heavily armed terrorist snipers, disguised as young girls reading poems, were coming at her from every direction! It was a nightmare, man! It was a God damn nightmare! They were coming out of the God damn air! Argh!

Fortunately, Hillary was more than ready to save the innocents around her! Drawing her raging bull, she bit down on her cigar and opened fire, screaming, "Eat lead, biatches!" and mowing down wave upon wave of attackers! The enemies were not only snipers, but Super Mutant Ninja Robot Snipers, which explained their ability to turn into little, poem reading, girls!

Next, Sinbad, the popular comedian, shtickishly stumbled out of the plane and face-planted the tarmac, but without the super-human, enhanced abilities that Hillary had developed through years of mental and physical conditioning, he was unable to see or hear the deadly Super Mutant Ninja Snipers that were closing in around him. Realizing that the defenceless comic actor, whom Hillary had closely bonded with since helping him prepare for his first dramatic role in Jingle All the Way, was in danger, she knew she had to act quickly! Hillary selflessly, and in slow motion, threw her body between Sinbad and the sniper bullets. The pain was unbearable, but Hillary absorbed the bullets with her fleshiness and crushed them into oblivion! What a trooper! What balls!

Hillary was go quick fast at the speed of light plus seven! (She moved so fast she wrecked the first part of this paragraph and broke the laws of physics). This meant that the entire battle happened so quickly, that no one present realized that any time had passed, and it appeared on the primitive cameras of the earth men that were filming the event that nothing had actually happened at all.


Finally, the Mutant Ninja Cyborg Invisible Commando Snipers surrendered, sending out one of their number, once again disguised as a small girl, to read a poem to the mighty Hillary, this being the sign of surrender amongst the ancient ninja clans of Japan. Hillary then used her super speed to rush back onto the plane, clean up, scrub the blood stains out of her pant suit, heal up the wounds and then sew up the holes, and come back to accept the surrender. First Lady Hillary's heroic actions won the war, brought peace and Democracy to the region and illustrated that she truly is a great American bullshitter hero.

The Matrix trilogy was, in fact, loosely based on this amazing event. Hillary, having worked in the film business with Sinbad, was given a small cameo in The Matrix Reloaded as Carrie's body double during a lovemaking sequence, though this did not make the final cut. The Wachowski Brothers, on the DVD commentary, explained, "Hillary's body, though overtly sexual, was far too muscular to match Carrie's skinny ass."

Because of these brave actions, and the fact that she may be a mutant she was made an honorary member of the X-Men for having powers much like Wolverine might have, including a healing factor, super strength, admantium skeleton with claws, heightened sense of smell and hearing, and super speed. To avoid confusing the two, just remember that one is a short, hairy, ill tempered, cigar chomping mutant and the other is....(sorry, I cant finish that's just too easy).

Queen of the Forces of Evil (aka Democratic party)

If you don't love Hillary by this point, you are obviously an insane, warmongering, republican racist, sexist super-Nazi! In which case, you will really enjoy the following facts about Hillary!

Hilary Clinton speaking her navite language, Bitchanese. OJA GOTK DE VAOU OOOK!
Hillary OBLITERATE!!!!

According to Christian prophecies from the new testament bible (v. King James) , Hillary Clinton is in fact the Whore of Babylon sent by the Dark Prince to destroy man. In the 3rd chapter of Revelations it was foretold that she would enter the world scene riding one of the four horses of the apocalypse and give birth to an evil monstrosity of unknown ancestry. It will have 5 heads, ten horns, twenty hooves, a clay foot, and a straw body. Well that is how Rush Limbaugh described Chelsea Clinton, though he later claimed the wrong picture came up.

Nostradamus also made predictions about Hillary in the quatrain that mentions a person named Hister. Nostradamus said, "Most of the army will be against the lower Danube [Hister Clinton]. The great one shall be dragged in an iron cage when the child brother [de Germain] will observe nothing." Since Nostradamus disguised words by using anagrams, he couldn't possibly have meant Hitler. The correct anagram of Hister is its her. It's Hillary who will escape the army of the lower Danube under intense sniper fire and hand over the keys of the kingdom to The Great One.

In ancient Norse writings Hillary is described as a she-wolf goddess of chaos that comes to Migard to devour the grandchildren of Odin. She claims to be for the working class, but is wealthy and sells out everyone to the tune of $451,006.945, then hands over the leadership of America to the highest available bidder. She then secretly allies up with Osama the bearded one to destroy any who refuse to convert to the religion of the crescent moon god after disbanding all armies and overthrowing Congress and rewriting the Constitution.

In Hindu mythology Hillary is allied up with Shiva the destroyer and Shiva orders Hillary to destroy the Earth because Vishnu went on vacation and wasn't there to preserve it. Hillary is a dark goddess with two faces and eight arms bringing death and destruction creating the Kali Yuga to human beings because she hates them for being more loved than she ever was. All of this brings about changes that leads to the arrival of Kalki who defeats Hillary and brings about a new age.

According to Sumerian mythos, once the Gate-Keeper, Zuul, and the Key Master, Vinz Clortho, come together, Hillary will come forward in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the 3rd Rectification of the Voldronii, she appeared as an enormous slor! Then in the late 1960s, a new form was chosen. That of a bitchy shrew with bloated ankles and an over-bite! Many shubs and zuuls were roasted in the depths of the shrew that day, I can tell you!

According to ancient Greek mythos Hillary is the goddess of chaos and discord, but instead claims she is for change instead. She gets elected ex-President's wife of the USA and then starts to take over the world as Cthulhu or Willy Wanker or any other deity like that would have done.

Clinton's main logo for her election in '08
Hillary Clinton- on a good day

According to the United Nations, Hillary "God-damn" Clinton is the only person that can be referred to as a Communazi, hence Hillary's mustache (which she bleaches but never shaves.)

She first gained public spotlight in her elementary school years by winning the 15 district wide contest historical forensics investigational writing award, with the controversial speech, My friend Satan: Prince of Darkness, or just misunderstood?

Hilary dodging sniper fire at a support rally.
Billary, the affair between George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton.

A recent scandal reported details of her having an extramarital affair with her longtime confidante, George W. Bush. To quote her, "We're not called Billary for no reason."

Hilary is presently on a campaign to crush the hopes of every cancer patient worldwide. By destroying any and every bill she comes across funding cancer research, she can finally fulfill her duty as a vessel of darkness. In a press conference she stated "Well, it may take up to ten years to find new treatment, and I have more immediate plans for sick people." She then climbed into her chariot of skulls and exclaimed "Fuck cancer patients! We have to create a budget surplus!" before plunging into a fiery portal into the underworld.

Essential Involvement in International Affairs

Hillary had to cover her face in shame.

Hillary has a long and distinguished track record when it comes to foreign affairs. It has been proven that during every important policy Bill Clinton made as president, he was married to Hillary. She went on planes with him as he traveled between places and she even slept in the same bed as him occasionally. What more do you want? She was present when he was thinking about important political ideas and he even might have mentioned them to her on occasion. For example,in 1998, she was deeply involved in the Good Friday Agreement that helped end years of violence in Ireland and Britain. Many of the top political figures of the time remember that throughout the talks she was "married to Clinton" and that they "sometimes met her at functions" or "that she got off the plane when Bill did and waved", some even going so far as to say "Who? Oh Bill's wife? Yes I think I met her once." Without her involvement, what chance would the talks have stood?

Predictions for 2008 Presidential Election

This is what they mean when they say "rode hard and hung up wet".

Anonymous sources predict that Hillary will ride around on a bus with Barack Obama, convince him that as vice president only she has the funds to help him overthrow the rule of Glorious George Bush, and run around the world as VP being courted by Royalties and Principalities from around the world. As VP she will be so busy dating the various Heads of State that the U.S. will enjoy unprecedented favors from her suitors the world over. She will make history, not only for being the first divorced female Vice President of the free world, but for lowering the price of oil to $2.50 a barrel when she marries the sensible prince of Saudi Arabia (Prince... what's his name? Oh, yeah, now I remember, it's Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud. Sources also predict that she should just go get laid and get that sand out of her vagina.

Factual Errors

In the future, some of the facts in this article may come into question, and some may even be proved patently false. If this should happen, remember, we did not lie, we just misspoke, which is completely different. Should any of it be proven to be true, that was an accident as well. We didn't know what we were thinking! This article was written using the Clintonian Method of public speaking and fact checking, everyone knows that the Clintionan Method does not fail, and everyone likes it anyway, even if it misspeaks.

Contacting Hillary for Prostitution

Hillary, after finding pr0n under Obama's bed, immediately held a press conference and declared: "Shame on you, Barack Obama!", to which he replied "You're not my real mom!" and stormed out (which resulted in him winning the youth vote).
Hillary Clinton is transfixed by the magnitude of support Obama carries in the black community.

Hillary can be reached at 3am, the time when she always answers the phone.


HIllary Clinton's diet, as well as that of similar reptiles and viruses consists mainly of dolphin meat, newborn babies and tree bark.

Relationship with Gandalf

In the middle of the 12th centery, it was found that Hilary had an affair with Gandalf the Grey. This made Saruman jealous and align himself with Sauron (Hilary's husband at the time).

Hilary broke off the relationship because she found out Gandalf was republican and endorsed John McCain's 3rd campain in 1149.

Hillary's Relation with Bill

When one does the math... Hillary + Bill = HillBilly


  • The Taming of the Shrew (1594)
  • Night of the Living Dead (1868) -- Karen the Zombie
  • The Wizard of Oz (1939) -- Flying Monkey. Torched Margaret Hamilton in dispute over witch role.
  • The Exorcist (1973) -- Pazuzu
  • Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (1974) -- Zombie
  • Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me -- Fat Bastard
  • Forrest Gump (1994) -- Chinese Ping Pong Player (Minor Role) Won Academy Award for best supporting Actress
  • Tommy Boy (1995) -- Chris Farley stunt double
  • From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) -- Santanico Pandemonium's true form
  • Kill Bill (2003) -- Elle Driver
  • Dawn Of The Dead (Remake) (2004) -- Zombie
  • Land Of The Dead (2005) -- Zombie
  • Girls Gone Wild(2005) -- Martha Stewart
  • Weapons Of Ass Destruction # 4 (2005) -- punk ass bitch#3
  • War of the Worlds (2005) -- Zarmila Grongic (alien)
  • The Manchurian Candidate (2006) -- Communist Puppet running for the U.S. Presidency
  • Tinman (2007) -- Wicked Dark Witch who ruled the Outer Zone with an Iron Fist by possessing a Princess
  • Transformers (2007) -- Megatron
  • Justice League (2008) -- Lex Luthor's twin sister Lexxus
  • Fuck me in the Goat Ass (2008) -- Pornography depicting the graphing side of her love of goats
  • Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Barack (2008) -- Darth Clinton
  • Alien 4 (2009) -- Alien Queen
  • The Dark Knight Returns (2009)-- Lt. James Gordon/Corpse of Heath Ledger.
  • Monsters Vs. Aliens (2009)-- Cast.
  • A Cheap Fuck for Spare Change (2010) -- Obama's Number 2

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Up to date as of February 07, 2010

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She's got my vote. Well, providing she does my bidding. Sensible comments? Where?! SOLUBLE FISH!

~ André Breton on Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is the senator of a state that nobody remembers which one. It is a debated issue about her "Top Ten People That Might Be The Anti-Christ" ranking. Which leads me to my next edit...TTPTMBTAC, for short or just Top Ten People That Might Be The Anti-Christ.

She has tried twelve times to win an award in Illogicopedia (including Potential President of the Month) but failed every time. She is currently in the running to be blocked, but is sure to fail at that too. She is largely forgotten, or perhaps just large in general?

During the 2008 primary elections, her prescience reported that Barack Obama (her opponent), if elected Top Guy, would be assassinated by the reanimated corpse of Lee Harvey Oswald. Now that's politics!

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Alternate History

Up to date as of January 30, 2010

From Alternative History

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (pronounced /ˈhɪlə.ri ˌdɑɪˈæn ˈrɑdəm ˈklɪn.tən/; born October 26, 1947) is the 67th United States Secretary of State, serving within the administration of President Barack Obama. She was a United States Senator from New York from 2001 to 2009. As the wife of the 42nd President of the United States, Bill Clinton, she served as First Lady of the United States from 1993 to 2001. In the 2008 election Clinton was a leading candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination.

A native of Illinois, Hillary Rodham attracted national attention in 1969 for her remarks as the first student commencement speaker at Wellesley College. She embarked on a career in law after graduating from Yale Law School in 1973. Following a stint as a Congressional legal counsel, she moved to Arkansas in 1974 and married Bill Clinton in 1975. Rodham co-founded the Arkansas Advocates for Children and Families in 1977, and became the first female chair of the Legal Services Corporation in 1978. Named the first female partner at Rose Law Firm in 1979, she was twice listed as one of the 100 most influential lawyers in America. First Lady of Arkansas from 1979 to 1981 and 1983 to 1992 with husband Bill as Governor, she successfully led a task force to reform Arkansas's education system. She sat on the board of directors of Wal-Mart and several other corporations.

In 1994 as First Lady of the United States, her major initiative, the Clinton health care plan, failed to gain approval from the U.S. Congress. However, in 1997 and 1999, Clinton played a role in advocating for the establishment of the State Children's Health Insurance Program, the Adoption and Safe Families Act, and the Foster Care Independence Act. Her time as First Lady drew a polarized response from the American public. She is the only First Lady to have been subpoenaed, testifying before a federal grand jury in 1996 due to the Whitewater controversy, but was never charged with any wrongdoing in this or any of several other investigations during her husband's administration. The state of her marriage was the subject of considerable speculation following the Lewinsky scandal in 1998.

After moving to the state of New York, Clinton was elected as senator from there in 2000. That election marked the first time an American First Lady had run for public office; Clinton was also the first female senator to represent the state. In the Senate, she initially supported the Bush administration on some foreign policy issues, including a vote for the Iraq War Resolution. She subsequently opposed the administration on its conduct of the war in Iraq and on most domestic issues. Senator Clinton was re-elected by a wide margin in 2006. In the 2008 presidential nomination race, Hillary Clinton won more primaries and delegates than any other female candidate in American history, but narrowly lost to Senator Barack Obama. As Secretary of State, Clinton became the first former First Lady to serve in a president's cabinet.

In various worlds throughout the multiverse, Clinton lived a very different life. Sometimes she even was elected President of the United States. Here are a few articles on an alternate Hillary Clinton:

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