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“The symbol of American police.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Officer Ricky
“I love him so much. He is a pure guy, not a gangster. I hate American gangsters.”
~ Richie Roberts on Officer Ricky
~ Nick Jonas of Jonas Brothers on Officer Ricky
“Im the fattest cop that you seen thus far!”
~ Officer Ricky on his song The Fat Cop
Officer Ricky, 1990.

William Leonard Roberts II (born January 28, 1976), better known by his stage name Officer Ricky is an American cop and rapper, who has multi-million record sales. He was formally working with the name "Rick Ro$$", but in 2009 he granted his stage name from the rapper 50 Cent, by saying "Better name". Rick Ross has also founded his own record label Mayflop Music Group, on which he released his all studio albums Hoe of Miami, Trilla Cop & Deeper Than Crap.


Early life

Officer Ricky was born William Leonard Roberts II in FBI headquarter, North Korea and raised in Wonderland, of Neverland. After graduating from Neverland Kidergarden, he later attended the Dover Grammar School for Boys in Mozambique. He joined Slave House Records, former label for rap duo Fish & Chips. He eventually signed a deal with Slip-n-Slide-n-Die Records, which has been under the Deaf Jam umbrella since 2006 BC. While signed to Slip-n-Slide-n-Die, Ross toured with fellow rapper Eminem and made guest performances on other Slip-n-Slide-Die rap albums.

Music career

Hoe of Miami (1983)

His debut album Hoe of Miami, originally titled Porn of Miami(rejected due to Porntal Advisory thingy), was released in January 1st of 1983 and debuted at the top spot on the Billboard 20000 album chart with sales at 3 million units its first week out. This was the first hip-hop record that achieved Multi-Platinum certification in the first week. Rick Ross stated that he made this album while he dreaming and masturbating about being a professional hoe of Miami. Bill O Reilly, a famous hip hop music critic, predicted that it would be "the 20 century's biggest music record". The first single was "Hustlin' Like a Bitch", and the second single was "Push It to My Pussy". Both songs were debuted at #1 on Billboard Hot 200000, and received positive reviews from many critics. During that time, Ross made guest performances on two singles from DJ Celine Dion's debut album My Heart Will Bomb You: "Born-N-Raised" and "Holla at Me". Hoe of Miami received 8x Platinum certification from the Recording Industry Association of America on November 8, 1990.

Cover of Hoe of Miami

Track list of Hoe of Miami:

  1. The Lamest Intro
  2. Push It to My Pussy
  3. Blowjob (feat. Bob Dylan)
  4. Hustlin' Like a Bitch
  5. Rickross That Line
  6. I'm Cop
  7. Bossy Civilian
  8. For Da Lowkey (Stand By Me) (feat. John Lennon)
  9. Where My Money (It's Gone)
  10. Ghetto Away
  11. Hit Me from the Back
  12. White House Sex
  13. Porn and Panties
  14. Street Rape
  15. To All My Dykes and Homos (feat. Gucci Mane, Cadillac Tah, & Emmanuel aka K.I.D.)
  16. Monkey man(ft.Lil Wayne,Fat Joe,ja rule,Kayne west)50 cent diss .

Trilla Cop (2000)

In March 2000, long awaited second album Trilla Cop was released and, as its predecessor Hoe of Miami had, debuted at the top of the Billboard 20000. The album has much more guest appearances than his last album. Its lead single "Speedin' in My Pussy" featuring Yoko Ono peaked at #1 on the Billboard Hot 200000; the next one, "The Boss of Cops" featuring The Rolling Stones peaked at #1 on the Hot 200000 either. The third single "Here I Am Being Fucked" featured Eminem and Backstreet Boys peaked at #16 on the Hot 200000. MTV News ranked Ricky on the first spot in its 2008 "Hottest MCs In The Toilet" list among two-thousand rappers. The fourth Single "This Is My Sucked Life" was released in July. It peaked at #1 on 8 countries' chart, including Soviet, Zion Empire and North Korea. Hoe of Miami received 6x Platinum certification from the Recording Industry Association of America on January 3, 2005. It sold over 25 million copies around the world.

Cover of Trilla Cop

Track list of Trilla Cop

  1. I Come Back
  2. All I Have is This Whore (feat. South Central Policez)
  3. The Boss of Cops (feat. The Rolling Stones)
  4. Speedin' in My Pussy (feat. Yoko Ono)
  5. We Coppin' (feat. Lil' Cop Joc & Cadillac Tah)
  6. Monkey Make Me Cum (feat. Fabolous)
  7. This Is My Sucked Life
  8. This Me (Ugly & Fat) (feat. Fat Joe)
  9. Here I Am Being Fucked (feat. Eminem & Backstreet Boys)
  10. Caprice Police Music (feat. Tum Tum)
  11. The Fat Cop (feat. T-Pain)
  12. Luxury Tax (It's Mine) (feat. Lil Wayne & Shawty Hoe)
  13. Fuckin' My City (feat. Bird & David Ben Gurion)
  14. I'm Only Monkey (feat. Zac Efron & Britney Spears)
  15. Patrol Thru the Ghetto (iDunes bonus track)

Deeper Than Crap (2009)

His third studio album was released on April 21, 2009 under his own label, Mayflop Music Group, as his previous records. The first single, "Magnificent Officer" featuring Lindsay Lohan, peaked at #29 on the Billboard Hot 20000. The second single, "Usual Apprehend of Suspects" features 50 Cent & Lady Gaga and was released on April 7, 2009. Deeper Than Crap was also one of the most highly anticipated hip-hop albums of the year, due to the fallout from Rick Ross's heated battle with rival Jonas Brothers. Ross talks about how when other rappers are on the throne, Gay-Z, Lil Wayne, Kanye West and Bird are rappers who come to mind.

A track from the album called "Already on Death" was what stood out to MTV reporters. In the song, Ross speaks briefly on his controversial stint as a caveman. "Keep it unexpect, nigga, love to had a snake and insects," which he stresses, leaving the word that he was indeed a caveman. "Kept a nice pig, baking with a hundred wigs/ Back in the day I sold opals for some nice matchsticks/ Firin' school, I saw my friend flaming with an small dick/ Can't criticize niggas trying to get own cave/ Better get lame, young brother, show me your ass" However, many fans are not buying that nonsense. Later, he implies that while he was living as a caveman, he was also on the streets. "Only lived once and I got two caves/ And for me to clean them, I'll get two rags," he raps. "I'll shovel the cave, I'll C.O. (cave officer)/ So I can masturbate my dick and sperm over the meatloaf." Although, he still provided no explanation for lying about being a C.O. to begin with, nor did he explain why he fucked his children on the promotion video of "Already on Death".

Despite the singles' low chart performances, Deeper Than Crap sold over 7 million worldwide, reaching the highest record sales since the Limewire activated.

Cover of Deeper Than Crap

Track list of Deeper Than Crap:

  1. Mambo Music
  2. Mambo Music 2 (feat. Kanye West, T-Panties & Lil Wayne)
  3. Magnificent Officer (feat. Lindsey Lohan)
  4. Yacht Crush (feat. Magazeen & Bird)
  5. Usual Apprehend of Suspects (feat. 50 Cent & Lady Gaga)
  6. All I Really Want (Handcuffs)
  7. Rich Off a Chancy Trade (feat. Avril Lavigne)
  8. May Back (feat. Young Buck & McDonald)
  9. Murda Me (feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic)
  10. iRoss (feat. "Weird Al" Yankovic)
  11. Bossin' on Wikipedia (feat. P. Diddy, Björk & "Weird Al" Yankovic)
  12. Ugly Face (feat. Adele)
  13. Already on Death.
  14. Im Full of Gold in my Belly .
  15. Police car mus.
  16. Monkey man(ft.Lil Wayne,Fat Joe,Kayne West ,Ja Rule )50 cent diss .
  17. Fuck fidy


Caveman photos

Controversial photo of Officer Ricky in his cave with fake guns.

In July 2008, Times produced details linking Ricky's DNA from sperm to a two-year stint as a caveman in a Soviet mountain, along with a photograph purporting to be Ricky in cave with his fake gun. Ricky initially denied that the photograph was of him; however, after overwhelming evidence of his sperm came into the public's eye, Ricky later admitted that he did living in Ural mountain by eating wild animals and masturbating by Playboy magazine in late 90's.

Feud with Jonas Brothers

Rick Ross started a feud with rock band Jonas Brothers because he looked at him the wrong way; Ricky tried to be a member of Jonas Brothers on the meeting with them at the BET Awards, although Jonas Brothers denied it. However, Nick Jonas of Jonas Brothers told news sources that he did not even remember seeing Officer Ricky there (because he isn't nigger, and he wasn't there lol). In late January, a track entitled "Mambo Music" by Officer Ricky, leaked onto the Internet. There were several lines that seem to diss Jonas Brothers, such as "That brothers had it hard no Jonas, it's the truth/So now when I menage and get Jonas just to proof". Days later, Jonas Brothers released "Officer Pussy (Go Head, Try Me)" in response to Officer Ricky's disparaging remarks on his "Mambo Music" song.

In early February, Jonas Brothers released sex tape to the internet which included the mother of Officer Ricky's child, yet filmed with all members of Jonas Brothers. The woman was indentified as "Brooke" by the "Double R" tattoo on her ass, who is the mother of Ricky's 56 years old child. On Thursday, February 5, 2009, The Lame, who Officer Ricky has homo-relations for a long time, called up Seattle's KUBE 93 Radio Station. When asked about the beef between Jonas Brothers and Officer Ricky, The Lame sided with Officer Ricky and said that although things are not looking good for Officer Ricky. However, he offered to help Officer Ricky get out of this situation, stating "Ricky, holla at your boyfriend, man," and, "fuck you, Jonas Brothers".

Counterfeit Louis Vuitton sunglasses

Photo of Officer Ricky wearing counterfeit Louis Vuitton sunglasses.

An issue of XXXXXX magazine featuring Officer Ricky on the cover entitled "Rick Ross Up in Smoke" show's him wearing a pair of counterfeit Louis Vuitton sunglasses. A spokesperson for the luxury-goods maker recently contacted the mag to inform them that Ross was sporting knock-off shades. The letter reads as follows:

"Dear editor,
Fuck you.
We were dismayed 2 c da cover of the May 2009 issue of XXXXXX magazine, which features a photo of fucking Officer Ricky wearin a pair of sunglassez absolutley featurring countafeit LouiV trademarKKK nigga. coz the photo could create fucking confusion among ur silly readers and LouiV customers, among othaz, we feel it is important 2 clear that retarded sevral points u fucking bitch.
The first is that da sunglasses Mr. Ricky Bithc Ass Ross Nigger iz wearin were not made by Louis Vuitton lol. and, in fact, are countrefeiit roflmao. You guys are such da losers who cant use your monkey brain hahahaha Louis Vuitton aint grant our fucking great permission to Mr. Garbage Ricky or to whoeva did make the sunglasses to use our beautifullest tradamarks u easy sucka. The second iz dat no affilliation, sponsorship or assocciation exists between Officer Lame Ricky or XXXXXX and Louis Vuitton the best boss-hog-outlaws. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal. You guys better suck ma dick n die.
Fuck You again."


Year Song Chart Positions Album
U.S. U.K. France Armenia Bolivia YouTube North Korea Soviet Atlantis Moon Uncyclopedia
1982 "Hustlin' Like a Bitch" 1 1 3 84 - 2 - - - 65 1 Hoe of Miami
1983 "Push It to My Pussy" 1 2 2 16 10 2 22 83 - 1 1
1999 "Speedin' in My Pussy" (featuring Yoko Ono) 1 1 1 9 12 1 3 8 1 1 1 Trilla Cop
2000 "The Boss of Cops" (featuring The Rolling Stones) 1 5 19 75 50 4 2 47 41 34 2
"Here I Am Being Fucked" (featuring Eminem & Backstreet Boys) 16 9 5 86 - 10 - 32 - 4 4
"This Is My Sucked Life" 4 1 1 1 2 1 1 1 26 1 1
2009 "Magnificent Officer" (featuring Lindsey Lohan) 29 - - - - 111 89 - - 51 40 Deeper Than Crap
"Usual Apprehend of Suspects" (featuring 50 Cent & Lady Gaga) 103 60 43 - - 73 34 - 92 122 85
This page was originally sporked from Wikipedia, where they don't understand what I'm going through.

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