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Uncyclopedia

Up to date as of February 05, 2010

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This 27 years old miner has spent a hard working day in an old mine and is now covered with old dust.
Here you can see the proper method of disposing of old people and their cars that smell like old people at the same time.
“What is this thing? I have never heard of it. I deny it exists. Besides I'm definitely not old”
~ Oscar Wilde on old
“You are sooty old”
~ Britney Spears on Oscar Wilde
“You are sooty bald”
~ Oscar Wilde on Britney Spears
“Ha ha ha ha, I will never be old”
~ New on old
“Hope I die 'fore I get old”

Old is a mineral found around the globe and all planets. There are old mines everywhere since old used to be very popular material. It's nowadays replaced by new but some people still prefer old. There is more old than new in the world and most people prefer new, so old is usually cheaper than new. The quality of old is measured by how much age it contains (named after famous old digger Alfred Age). Pure old is however poisonous.

The true definition of old - is a gentle fellow by the name of Spot Rock. He lives on the very tip of Bar-Bar land and knows in the deepest darkest core of his soul that he is truly OLD!! Not that he will every admit.

How to get old

Olden bicycle. Modern bicycles are made of new.

Most old mines in the world are closed due to decreased demand of old. There are still some large mines left in China, Mars and Eastern Europe. Old is still widely available all over world but it's sometimes hard to find. Keep on looking for special small stores like Harrods in London. Since most people prefer new there is usually a better selection of new available. One way to get old is to make it from new.

There has been a recent resurgence of interest in old, thanks in part to shows such as "Antiques Roadshow" and "Jeopardy", both of which feature openly old-full characters.

Now that it has been such a long time TV shows like Soap and Friends were first made, they too have given old a new lease of life among new people.

What to do with old

These people prefer old."We won't touch anything new!"

If you are a model American, you will promptly throw away the old in favor of something new

The following things increase in value with age: (<w/+OLD)

  • Wine
  • Cheese
  • Computers
  • Sean Connery
  • Virgins
  • Dyslexia
  • Lemon Pie With Milk


The following things decrease in value with age: (<w/-OLD)

  • History
  • Domestic Cars
  • Kids
  • Money
  • Male virgins
  • Organs (particularly sexual and/or Wurlitzer)
  • Britney Spears
  • Alcohol, sadly - I mean really? Have you ever seen your grandmother be a boozaholic at Thanksgiving? (I have, and MAN SHE AIN'T RIGHT!!!)

You is be are old! not be me old!

Famous old


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Wackypedia

Up to date as of February 07, 2010

From Wackypedia

No. Just don't.

Old things are fads and "random" things that have been definitely overused and are therefore not random.

Old things include:

And many more. Join today to get a FREE[1] iPod!

Note

  1. In this context, "free" means "free with payment of $100,000.00 and 27 years of forced labour".

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Cybernations

Up to date as of January 31, 2010
(Redirected to Kanteero article)

From the Cyber Nations Wiki, the wiki dedicated to the Cyber Nations Game.

Kanteero

National Flag
Ingame flag of Kanteero
Ingame flag
Motto
"When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die"
Capital City Zagrwb
Official Language(s) Hebrew(90%/National Language), English(75%), Croatian(50%), German(2%)
Established 12/12/2007 2:02:41 PM
Government Type Monarchy
Ruler Empress Sarah Centuria
Alliance Aurora Borealis
Aurora Borealis
Nation Team Team: Red Red
Statistics as of 8/8/2008
Total population 58,942
 48,942 civilians
 10,000 soldiers
Literacy Rate 100.00%
Religion Judaism
Currency Dinar
Infrastructure 4,739.99
Technology 516.35
Nation Rank 5,925 of 25,756 (23%)
Nation Strength 22,637.329
Total Area 2,339.541 mile diameter Nation Map
Native Resources Image:Aluminum.GIFImage:Gold.GIF
Connected Resources Image:Aluminum.GIFImage:Cattle.GIFImage:Gold.GIF Image:Iron.GIFImage:Lumber.GIF Image:Marble.GIF Image:Pigs.GIF Image:Spices.GIF Image:Sugar.GIF Image:Uranium.GIF Image:Water.GIF Image:Wheat.GIF
Bonus Resources Image:Beer.GIF Image:Fastfood.GIF Image:Construction.GIF

Contents

Nation Information

Kanteero is a medium sized, mostly developed, and old nation at 240 days old with citizens primarily of Jewish ethnicity whose religion is Judaism. Its technology is first rate and its citizens marvel at the astonishing advancements within their nation. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of Kanteero work diligently to produce Aluminum and Gold as tradable resources for their nation. It is an aggressive country that some say has an itch for war. Kanteero is currently researching nuclear technology for the use of nuclear power plants but believes nuclear weapons should be banned. Plans are on the way within Kanteero to open new rehabilitation centers across the nation and educate its citizens of the dangers of drug use. Kanteero allows its citizens to openly protest their government, even if it means violence. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Kanteero believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government. The government gives whatever is necessary to help others out in times of crisis, even if it means hurting its own economy. Kanteero will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.

History

Foundation When Anarchy hit the surrounding nations Croatia started restoring order in these Countries by force. For ages the Empire of Kanteero was known as the Republic of Croatia. Finally it's rule ended when a unknown and poor child Joseph Grozi Centuria joined the Resistance. After years of fighting killing many persons on both sides of the conflict had died. Eventually the Resistance was the Victor and the by now Rebel Leader became Emperor of the Empire of Kanteero at the time still a small nation.

Economic Growth Under the rule of Emperor Centuria the Empire entered a Golden Age with the Average Income growing by the day and the opulation having a real boom due to the high Infrastructure and other Public Services like free Health Insurance for all funded by the Government.

Independence War Not so long after the Empire entered the Golden Age problems appeared another nation called Deutschland made it known to the World they had claims on the same territory as Kanteero had after a few days the tensions grew to the point war was the only option as no one wanted to loose face. After days of fighting a peace agreement was made that could be considered acceptable to both parties as the territory lost was quickly annexed again by claiming other areas that were in Anarchy.

European Union II After the Independence War the 2 Allies in the War Gebiv and Kanteero founded another organisation with the Semi-Autonomous regions of both Empires automatically joining.

United European States As the EuII fell Kanteero joined another organisation known as the United European States of which it still is a member. During the time many advances have been made.

The OZ Invasion When all appeared to go well a new organisation made itself known to the Empire founded by the large Enterprises in Kanteero and consisting off a large part of the Armed Forces OZ staged a revolution within the Empire that hit it more hard than ever seen before within minutes the Empire was in Anarchy as the Emperor was missing and the loyalist Soldiers never saw it coming. Due to the Support of Allies the Empire was reconquered but too late for the Royal family unfortunately as they all were killed. A formerly unknown Daughter of the Emperor assumed the throne. Sarah O'Neill(now known as Sarah Centuria) became the first EMpress of Kanteero ever.

Government

Head of State

  • Empress: Sarah Centuria

The Assembly

  • Awaiting Election

Council of Ministries

  • Awaiting Elections

National Aniversaries

January

  • 1: New Year
  • 15: The Emperor's birthday
  • 31: Constitution Day

February

  • 7: The Empress birthday
  • 20: Revolution Day

March


April

  • 29: Independence Day

May

  • 4: Day of the Fallen

June

  • 1: Labor day
  • 15: Harvest Day

July

August

  • 20:Day of the wine.

September

  • 11: Freedom Day

October


November

  • 20:Senate Day

December

  • 31: Last day

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