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“Gottfluch, sind wir nicht Russen!!”
~ Famous Prussian Battlecry
“Prussia: it's like Russia, but richer!”
~ Daniel Niedringhaus
PRÛSA
The Greater Prussian Reich
Prussia
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: "You can find our Blue everywhere!"
Anthem: "Preußenland Über Alles"
Capital Berlin
Largest city Neu-Berlin
Official languages Better German,Deutsch Awesome
Government Lagermeister System
  King   Adolphus Busch
  Proto-Fuhrer   Beermaster Mike
National Hero(es) Beer, Fritz and Weapons.
Declaration
of Independence
  Declared Independant after the Invention of Beer. temporarily disbanded after WWI
Currency The Prussian Mark
Religion Seizing other country's vital regions
  Major exports   Weapons, War, and fights
  Major imports   Weak German cannon fodder, and More Beer

Prussia, a state created in 1843 by a joint-venture of Russia and Persia, was a pissed off and usually very angry, teutonic state in Northern Europe that no longer exists except as a state of mind. Forged from a mixture of protestant work-ethic and militarism, Prussians were so tough they were widely-believed to have been hatched from cannon balls by the terrified, fleeing peoples whose lands bordered theirs. They were known and the few still alive are known as the Strongest of the Germans. When dealing with them, just remember: don't piss off the Prussians.

Prussia is inhabited primarily by the Prussian Sub-Species of German, but many Germans also make Prussia their home.

A Prussian with an Austrian

Contents

History

The Typical Modern Prussian hat, they still maintain the spike for stabbing non-Prussians.

Commonly known as badass, prussians are hatched from the aforementioned cannon ball. Prussia is so awsome in fact, that it was invading countries before it was barely out of its diapers (This country later became known as Germany). While Prussians enjoy their sport, particularly hunting, they have a way of getting carried away. Prior to the evolution of the rest of the human race the Prussians hunted dinosaurs to extinction because it was "fun." Prussians have also enjoyed being the instrument of the gods of wrath here on earth in the early years. They destroyed the Garden of Eden when one of its inhabitants got uppity and forgot her place and razed Sodom and Gomorrah when they told God to sit on it.

After their stint as agents of the gods of earthly punishments, they went back to Prussia where, disguised as ignorant barbarians, fended off (and slaughtered) the Romans for years and years, until it got boring. They then went down and sacked Rome, establishing a tradition of bringing a world of hurt to the enemy, even if they did only spill their mead on your wife's dress. The Romans didn't take to this, and began to fight back. The Prussians then grew bored of it and bet with the other drunken Germans that they couldn't invade Rome. This freed their lands of other Germans and thus fell the Romans.

Following the Middle Ages and various cybernetic implants, the Prussians were called upon to deal with a feisty little Italian named Napoleon. But being the nice guys that they were and since they always liked to humiliate the French wherever possible, they let the British "beat" the French at the battle of Water-World. The Prussians made a good show of it and to prove that they were the manliest of men, the Prussian commander Blucher wrestled his own horse, 4 crocodiles, 18 elephants and 3 Walker-Class Mechas bare-handed all at once. After winning he asked for a tall glass of blood and a shot of whiskey, resurrected his horse, and went on to beat the French at a rumble your sausage competition, the 27th Consecutive competition between the Prussians and French that day. It also know as the Franco-Prussian War .

Typical Prussian battle strategy included throwing your outlandish hat at the enemy.

After 1871, the Prussians decided the rest of Germany needed to get its act together and united the rest of the country through various cybernetic implants and the promise of a buy one get one free war of your choosing in a foreign land. To fulfill these promised the Prussians were forced to start the First World War, as a Prussian always honors a promise. After handing out various door prizes and going on many sight seeing trips, the Prussians settled down for a while...UNTIL 1939. Then they got all excited, invaded all of Europe, parts of Asia and Africa and shook their fists angrily at the moon. That was when the Prussians ran up and began poking the Western Allies and Russia with a toothpick because they wanted more challenge. This proved to be their undoing, as has been shown time and time again, the wimpy Rooskies are mad as shit and promptly cried until the Prussians stopped then got all vodkaed up (or somethin like that) and kicked them while they were down. What douchebags.

Government

Prussia was a monarchy built upon the absolute rule of the Supreme High General King of Prussia and The World. This title itself was pretty grandiose, and they meant every single word of it! The King was advised by a cabinet, but he rarely bothered listening to them and tended to use them as kickballs and to make general sport of.

Kaiser Wilhelm seen here relaxing in his King of Prussia outfit. His engorged member and leather trousers are not visible due to the photographer cleverly only capturing his upper half.

Following the union of the German Empire in 1871, the King of Prussia became Emperor of Germany. This gave all subsequent Kings of Prussia a raging hardon from the newfound power, which they found hard to disguise in official photographs.

When the German Monarchy was overthrown in the revolutions of 1918 Prussia became part of a Republican Germany. The Prussians considered this their lowest ebb. Then the Nazis came along and restored all that Prussia thought was good and true.

Following the defeat in World War II, Prussia was discontinued as an official part of Germany. Europe and the world, then for the first time, breathed a sigh of relief.

Just you wait, though...

(Edited by A Prussian: Exacly! Mwahahahahahahah... )

Russian annex

sometime during world war 2 Prussia was annexed by Russia in a very clever scheme. Whatever free men the Red Army could gather that weren't busy (the dead) were forced to go throughout the country and remove the "P" on every "Welcome to" sign in the country. This plan was met with no resistance as the inhabitants were bitten, had their brains eaten and conscripted into the Red Army of the Dead (RAD for short). This plan was in hope of convincing every world leader that the land was in "Russia" and not in fact "Prussia". It went of without a hitch since politicians at the time discovered knowledge and were eager to use it.

Trivia

A regular Prussian uniform.
  • Prussians Are known to eat Raw lead for breakfast, Steel for lunch, and Blood and Iron for dinner, this leads to a high rate of Prussian Diarrhea consisting of 9mm Bullets.
  • Prussian Blue comes not from the color that Prussians make their enemies, but from the true color of Prussian Blood, which is often visible in their eyes as well.
  • Any Prussian's favorite Past-time is always Invading France.
  • Prussia is so awesome that as soon as you see a Prussian, your immediate response is to bend over.

See also

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Wackypedia

Up to date as of February 07, 2010

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Preussen

Nationalfahne
Nationalfahne
Name auf Deutsch Preussen
Zeit,ja zwei tausend
Konig Mir, nicht dir
Sprache Deutsch
Bundeshauptstadt Berlin

Contents

Wer wohnt in Preussen?

Kaiser Albrecht Wilhelm Friedrich Einstein Konig Adolf Soren Gunnar Mannfred Hitler von Metzengerstein Berlifitzing der Hohenkopf.

Und das Weltkrieg?!

Preussen und Deutschland war in kein Weltkrieg.

ENGLISH SECTION

kein "ENGLISH SECTION" hier

Das ist Deutsch.

Unser Fuhrer jetzt

Adolf von Hitlerstein

Vor Adolf von Hitlerstein war Adolf Hitlermann Fuhrer, und vor ihn war Adolf Hitler Fuhrer.

Berlin

Unser Hauptstadt ist Berlin. Hier wohnt der Kaiser und Wehrmachtgeneral.

Preussen in Zeit

1500

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1700

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1900

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1940

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Near Future

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Seh Auch


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Cybernations

Up to date as of January 31, 2010

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Freistaat Preußen
Wolne Państwo Prusy
Свободное государство Пруссия
Pawīrpingis Wa:lstis Prūsija
Free State of Prussia
Province of Großgermania
Flag of Free State of Prussia
Provincial Flag
Capital Königsberg
Official language German, Polish,
Russian, Prussian
Government Type
- Chancellor
Provincial
Elizabeth von Mecklenburg
Formation 12 December 2008
Time Zone UTC +1
Prussia, officially the Free State of Prussia (German: Freistaat Preußen), is a province of Großgermania, part of the Kingdom of Germany. Its territory is comprised of the former Polish voivodeships of Pomerania and Warmińsko-Mazurskie and the Russian oblast of Kaliningrad. The province is headed by a Chancellor, currently Elizabeth von Mecklenburg, appointed by the King of Germany. The Government of Prussia is comprised of both a democratically-elected Provincial Assembly and a Witenagemot. It lends its namesake to the House of Prussia, of which Emperor Michael von Preußen is a descendant.

A group of pagan tribes, the Old Prussians, inhabited the area now known as Prussia for centuries. Repressing several attempts by Poland to colonize the area, the tribes eventually were Christianized in 1224 during the Northern Crusades. The Teutonic Knights established a crusader state in the region, the Monastic State of the Teutonic Knights. In 1454, the eastern portion of the Teutonic Dominions joined the Kingdom of Poland of the Jagiełłons, while the western portion remained in-tact until the Protestant Reformation, when popular uprisings resulted in the overthrow of Teutonic power and the establishment of the Duchy of Prussia in 1525.

The Duchy of Prussia lasted until 1618 when it merged with the Margraviate of Brandenburg to form Brandenburg-Prussia. Prussia was established as a Kingdam under the House of Hohenstaufen in 1701. Becoming a leading state in the Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation. Subsequently becoming a founding member of the German Confederation and the German Empire, Prussia continued to dominate Central European politics until the end of the First World War. Following the creation of the Weimar Republic, Prussia was reorganized as a federal subject thereof. When the Nazi Party gained power in 1933, Prussia was effectively abolished with the creation of Gaue throughout the Großdeutsches Reich.

With the creation of Großgermania in December 2008, the territory was reorganized into bezirke, or provinces. Prussia was recreated as a political entity, with borders similar to the region of Prussia rather than the dramatically larger borders of the former political entities known as Prussia. Klaus Bülow was named Chancellor, but was impeached by the Provincial Assembly during Alexandra von Nassau's coup d'état after he declared support for her rule. Following Michael von Preußen's return to power, Elizabeth von Mecklenburg was named his replacement.

In December 2009, the Prussian Assembly approved a law decreeing the Prussian language to be an official language in the province, alongside German, Polish, and Russian. The language, which is nearly extinct, will now be taught in schools in the province in an attempt to promote its revival. The German Government subsequently approved the language as a regionally-recognized language of the Kingdom of Germany. A proposal by Emperor Michael von Preußen to do so at the Imperial level, equating the language with the official status of ten other languages, initially failed to gain Reichstag approval. Following negotiations with that body midway through the month, the Emperor persuaded the National Unionist Party to support the measure, promising a limited budget in its implementation.


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