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Red
“Iи кюммцйіѕт Яцssia, aятicгзs язad чюц!!”
~ Дядя Гарт on Амеязка
“*sniff* what would I do without the colour red? I wouldn't have a colour! But the Blues would still have the colour blue! Blue Dirtbags...”
~ Sarge talking about nothing that has to do with this article, but we had to put it here. All the bastard does is talk about red!
“He Looks better in red”
~ River Tam agrees that blood is a nice color

Blue wishes it could be better than red!

Red is the colour of all colors, even though, it lost some popularity back in 1973 - the year blue was born in.

RED IS BETTER THAN DEAD(aka, zombies)

MENS ASSES

Red can be used to symbolize good (i.e. Canada and its' flag, eh?) or to symbolize EVIL (i.e. Red China, the Austria flag from the Nazis and Peru according to its' neighbors who hate them.)

Don't you just love Josef Stalin? You do? Bastard! You fucking shouldn't. Are you a capitalist bastard? Bet you are...Good fo' you

red people are evil they kill you and wear your blood if you see a red people run as fast as you can or you will die and be transfered to the usa and become a coat becareful about your surondings or you will become everything you never imagined.-Obama when asked about education

Red people are them Indians or Native Americans. Their actually brown skinned, their ancestors were yellow and the word "Redskin" is only socially acceptable for an American football team, the Washington Redskins. Their main opponents are the Atlanta Negroes and the New York Jews. LOLZ.

Today, the radical right wingers who hate communists, socialists and liberals use the color "red". Ever heard of the red states during presidential elections in the news media? The anti-commies adapted the same color to suit them. Isn't that ironic...dontcha think?

RED RUM, RED RUM, RED RUM.

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Red in modern society

Due to its relation with communism, (In Soviet Russia, red colors YOU!) Red is seen as a symbol of the Bush agenda. As it is also used at Disney for symbolizing evil corporations (closely related to Bush) it should be seen as bad. Also, as 1/3 of the flag of France is red, red can be associated with France (closely related to Bush, Commies, BAGEL! the French, and evil corporations). Therefore, red should be considered most unpleasant and should be avoided at all cost. Unless you're me. Or you're Cuban, German, etc. Then, you can have a ball celebrating your part in communism. You know why we're red? Because of the color of the certain liquid we spill (hint hint).Red has also been proven by a group of evil red leprechauns to make objects move at faster speeds.

A tippical Red haired boy cursed to live with his RED HAIR!.

Rednecks

Unfortunately, the effect of country sun on skin is red discolouration on the neck. People infected with this are known as rednecks, and cannot survive in the city. There is no known cure. WARNING: Side effects include beer addiction, hunting addiction, need to live in mobile homes, hatred of black people, (sometimes uncontrollable) urge to have sex with cousins, and poverty. There are many more side effects, but we do not want to overload the Uncyclopedia server with (more) useless drivel.

Colour Blindness

It is also widely accepted that colourblind people can only see in red and shades of red, such as yellow, blue, black...um I mean African American. Brown is for the Cleveland Indians. That is so racist.

Other uses

In sports, major league teams known to use red as a jersey color are...

Baseball (besides the Indians)

The Los Angeles Angels, Boston Red Sox, Cincinnati Reds, St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago Cubs, and Arizona Diamondbacks.

Soccer

D.C. United, Toronto FC, New York Red Bulls and Chivas USA.

American Football (besides the Redskins)

The Arizona Cardinals, Buffalo Bills, San Francisco 49ers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Kansas City Chiefs.

Basketball (mostly consist of black people)

  • The Chicago Bulls, Houston Rockets, Los Angeles Clippers, Miami Heat, New Jersey Nets, Portland TrailBlazers, Toronto Raptors and Atlanta Hawks.

Ice Hockey (like the Canadian flag)

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer's nose

without him we wouldn't have christmas or pressents or gingerbread or placese to put hobos after they get drunk and rape people and other things.

a way to insult red redheaded people

some of they wildly known insults are "ranga" an austrailian term that comes from the shortened version of orangatang. "gingernut" a term from england used to describe the persons red pubic hair "bonfire" names says it all(comes from aus) and "someone call the fire brigade" also from australia and also self explanitory.

red-heads need a bucket of water

Rugby Union

The Welsh international side unless they lose the toss and have to pose as daffodils. The Cherry Blossoms (ie Japan, yes honest) And about sixteen million teams more...

See Also

External Links

  • Applegeeks Issue 187 - A brave discussion of the true horror that is the Kool-Aid Man.
  • Official Kool-Aid website - Pity the poor misguided sailors and wanton miscreants who continue on with the propaganda that Kool-Aid Man is merely a harmless mascot.
  • RAD - Extensive intake of said "harmless liquid" may result in a need of RAD treatment.


CHART OF PRIMARY COLOURSColoursColors

Brown Red Orange Gold Yellow Olive Green Cyan

Blue Indigo Purple Violet Pink Black Gray/Grey Silver White


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Wackypedia

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Thank you very much Mr Smith, this concludes your eye test.

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Cybernations

Up to date as of January 31, 2010
(Redirected to Red team history article)

From the Cyber Nations Wiki, the wiki dedicated to the Cyber Nations Game.

Red Sphere
Sanctioned Alliances

New Pacific Order

Unsanctioned Alliances

Christie Kreme

Cult of Justitia

League of Soviet Nations

Nevermore

Socialist Workers Front

Soviet Union

The Destiny Project

The Moralist Front

Union of Communist Republics

The events, alliances, senators, and other notable nations of the red team are listed below.

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History

Red Under the New Pacific Order

The Cross Atlantic Treaty Organization which was soon renamed the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization started as an alliance on both the Red and Green teams but with the emergence of the New Pacific Order on the red team GATO decided in February 2006 to move to the Brown trading sphere where no other alliance resided at the time. Since then the red team has been dominated primarily by the NPO. NPO's dominance first occurred with the Moldavi Doctrine and later re-affirmed with the Revenge Doctrine. These two Documents Declare unaffiliated nations on the Red team off limits to tech raid and the New Pacific Order claiming the Red sphere as their sole domain. It states that other alliances are not permitted to reside on Red without Pacifican consent, nor are Senate candidates from outside the NPO membership tolerated.

The Moldavi Doctrine was declared null and void on August 14, 2008 with the issuance on the Rebel Virginia Doctrine by Vox Populi (2nd). This however was largely ignored by all discerning nations and alliances and the Moldavi Doctrine has thus not been affected.

Karma War

The Karma War was possibly the largest event to affect Red Team after the Moldavi Doctrine. The New Pacific Order's massive loss of strength and political control during the conflict made the Moldavi Doctrine untenable. As a result, a number of Red team alliances formed during and after the war. Two Red alliances, FIRE and CoJ, were especially important in challenging Pacifican control of the Red team. On June 13, the Moldavi Doctrine was rescinded by Emperor TrotskysRevenge with the Revenge Doctrine being modified. FIRE eventually disbanded, though it made its mark by being the first large red alliance besides the NPO. As of July 26, the decommissioning of military per the peace terms between the New Pacific Order and its opponents took The New Pacific Order off the sanction list for the first time since more than three years ago; however, subsequent growth allowed them to regain a sanction spot with ease.

Blocs

Red Dawn

This bloc was formed to attempt to unite the Red teams. Currently only four teams are members of the bloc with NPO membership pending.

Solidarity

A bloc recently formed between the SWF, USSR and UED to try and gain senate seats for the smaller alliances on Red.

Warsaw Pact

A Leftist bloc formed to help unite the leftist alliances in CN. The current members all reside on Red.

Alliances


As of 3rd January 2010, these alliances currently exist on the Red Sphere. Along with unaligned nations, the sphere totals 1714 nations, over 16.2 million national strength and a team score of 76.41.

Current Alliances

Sanctioned
Alliance Acronym Founded Alliance Score Active Blocs
New Pacific Order NPO 27th January 2006 35.97 [1]
Unsanctioned
Alliance Acronym Founded Alliance Score Active Blocs
Christie Kreme CrKr 20th September 2009 0.62 [2]
Cult of Justitia CoJ 23rd May 2009 0.81 [3] Red Dawn
League of Soviet Nations LSN 20th January 2010 1.20 [4]
Nevermore 24th July 2009 0.87 [5] P&L Train , Red Dawn
Socialist Workers Front SWF 14th May 2009 4.02 [6] Warsaw Pact , Red Dawn
Soviet Union USSR 15th June 2009 0.54 [7] Warsaw Pact
The Destiny Project TDP 27th July 2009 0.89 [8] Red Dawn
The Moralist Front TMF 10th June 2009 0.36 [9] Red Dawn
Union of Communist Republics UCR September 2008 0.75 [10] Warsaw Pact

Former Alliances

Sanctioned
Alliance Acronym Founded Alliance Fate Date of Fate
Unsanctioned
Alliance Acronym Founded Alliance Fate Date of Fate
1stMI  ???? Disbanded April or May 2008
Cross Atlantic Treaty Organization CATO 12th January 2006 Moved February 2006
Crimson Guard CG 26th July 2009 Disbanded [11] 25th August 2009
Federation of Imperial Red Empires FIRE 6th June 2009 Disbanded [12] 16th July 2009
Little Big Alliance LBA 4th September 2009 Merged [13] 25th December 2009
Monolith LITH 17th July 2009 Merged [14] 7th September 2009
The Organization of Imperial Nations OIN 6th April 2006 Moved  ????
The Coalition TC 28th August 2009 Merged [15] 23rd September 2009
United Earth Directorate UED 27th May 2009 Disbanded [16] 30th December 2009
Vox Populi Vox 13th August 2008 Disbanded [17] 20th May 2009

Notable rulers

Some rulers had a major impact on the events on the Red team:

Senators

Current
Nation Ruler Nation Representing
Biff Webster Wagglefka Cult of Justitia
Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Dark New Pacific Order
Millionario Malone New Pacific Order
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Nation Ruler Nation Representing
Comrade Gabriel Bakunin's Dream New Pacific Order
Frawley Frawley New Pacific Order
kingzog Ottawa Empire Vox Populi
Lord Abraxas Z'ha'dum New Pacific Order
New Reverie New Reverie League of Small Superpowers
Philosopher The Borat Empire New Pacific Order
Sei Narcoleptica New Pacific Order
Stanger stangerites New Pacific Order
TrotskysRevenge Arseanistan New Pacific Order
Vladimir Soviestan New Pacific Order



History Portal Main Page All Wars | Major Wars | Events | Team History
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Significant Red Team Alliances
Current
CrKr | CoJ | LSN | Nevermore | NPO | SWF(R) | USSR | TDP | TMF | UCR
Defunct
1stMI | CG | TC | FIRE | LBA | LITH | Vox Populi (2nd) | UED
Moved
CATO | OD-Alliance | OIN | R&R
Currently sanctioned alliances are denoted by Bold Italicized Font.
Formerly sanctioned alliances are denoted by Bold Font.

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