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The is also a common mispelling of the commonly used word "teh".

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History

Why on earth would you care on researching the word, "The?"

*touches self and cries*

You I mean, not me of course.

The began as an orphaned love child of the Spanish articles "el" and "la", "el" evidently being the deserting father who doesn't pay child support, and "la" the drug-addicted mother. On the day of The's birth, the english language was born, and Latin died in a cataclyismic explosion. The is most likely the most famous thing in the history of the world, seeing as it is the most commonly used word. Every time you read, write, hear or say 'the', you are fueling The's propaganda network. For such a powerful force, The is very sublime, and is the least remembered word of the average sentence.

Modern Use

The is also a very sneaky character. Not only will you, on average, not remember its use, but is resides within other words. For example, The can be found cleverly hiding in them, they, thermal, them, then, thespian, their, and them. It also disguises true meanings of words such as where it replaces a space in psychotherapist

The is the most common word in the Brown Corpora.

jfhklghljxkhcvlkjsfhdlglksfhdgkljhkkldghsd the the the the the tyr eHere is one for the kids to learn. THE cat and THE dog. had a cat formally known as THE Hulk. he later died and hitler was born as THE leader of the world. People like to praise THE lord aka poodles.

The in Law

The has taken up the family business of his neglectful parents, being an article. The main competetor of the The monopoly is 'a', or in some cases, in which the 'a' feels lonely, 'an'. The can be used in front of almost any noun, except names, and even occasionally verbs. 'The' was almost killed, and had to be placed in emergency treatment after the start of the common use of the word 'teh'. This imposter to the Glorious The consistently and violently raped The, namely by avid computer nerds, and people socially challenged. This rape case quickly ascended to the Somewhat Important, Though Not Neccesarily Supreme Court of Vocabulary and Grammar, one of the highest funded organizations in the U.S., almost doubling FEMAs annual budget. Completely suprisingly, some people have take offense to this. In the court case, The's lawyers swiftly brought an end to the legality of 'teh'. The use of 'teh' not in quotation marks is highly illegal, and can be punished by lynching, burning, huffing, or death by Cher.

  • The is not to be mistaken for the. The The is not the other the, because the The doesn't have the the's lower case 't', as in the. The the is more common than the The, for the the doesn't do the specific functions the The does do. The The deserves the the to be set to the 'the' form for the the isn't as good as the The, and the The is the The as a noun, not an article. The The creates the the, the article. If the said sentence is true, the the is the The's offspring, making 'T' to 't' the defining thing between the father and the son, as in the the and the The.

The in other languages

The is Gaeilge language means burger.

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Wackypedia

Up to date as of February 07, 2010

From Wackypedia

The is a the. Unless it is not a the. Which it is sometimes. The the is the the.

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This article uses material from the "The" article on the Wackypedia wiki at Wikia and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike License.







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