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They did that song....

What's-his-name off that thing appeared in that movie or song or went to that place…you know the one with that guy from that other thing and that woman with too much makeup.

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Early Life

School or something

He went to that school where they... you know...with the educational..it's...Oh come on you must know...for the life of me...the kids smell a bit, and a lot of them have lazy eyes and don't clean their teeth. You must know it...where that unsavoury thing...event happened. It was in that newspaper we don’t get because it’s got too many...you know...things where they try and get you to buy things. Anyway it was the Headmaster and a cat apparently, but I’m not sure we’ve heard the whole story. Suffice to say they both had to sign the sex-offenders register...Anyway he didn't go to that school.

University or somewhere

The one in the north, next to that place where they do the cutlery thing and make bedding. Posh Spice did that dirty thing with the lamp post...was it a yew tree? You know the place: With the church and that nice little café where we stopped off for a coffee once and it was a little too weak for my taste so I punched the waitress. Anyway, he didn’t go there because he didn’t get good enough results in that one exam. That exam where there’s numbers...or maybe letters, at the very least some kind of marks on paper. Come on...Where you had to answer questions anyway...Or was it ask questions? Ask questions in that language of that country that isn’t England. Anyway, it burned to the ground before he even got there.

Movie Roles

He was in that film where they went to that place. The one with the mountain and the monkey that could talk…not talk, but sign-language, and it wasn’t a monkey it was a big rabbit or maybe a person with no arms, who’d been to Vietnam, no Belguim, and had come back with horrific injuries. Or was he married…married to that girl. The one from that play who was drowned when she fell in to that…no she went to country where they say "g'day" to become a doctor. No she was a dog and she was run-over by the man who owned all the hotels and used his eyes to look at things. And it was Dallas not Home and Away and she wasn’t even in it anyway.

Anyway in the end he realised it had all been a dream. That’s what he used the rock-hammer for, to dig the tunnel to the sewage and at the end there was the Statue of Liberty and he realised he was on that planet. You know…The one we live on…with the countries and the sea and television…anyway…he was a ghost all along…

And he was on that other show…You know the one where he played a cop…and the other actor guy was the baddie…you know, the actor with a moustache…except when he shaved it off…and they had that car chase…and then he caught the bad guy and said that classic line…you know, that line, everyone knows who it is…and then he shot him.

Music Career

See? Do you remember now? Its on the tip of my tounge...

He was in that band. That band! THAT BAND! You know with the four of them. The one with the hair, the one without the hair, the one with an average amount of hair and the other one. They sang that song that went “nahhhh nahhhh nahhh….ooooh baby….nahhhh nahhh nahhhh I love you baby yeah baby love is love.”, and there were drums and guitars. It was called something like ‘Bohemium’ or ‘Baby Baby’ and it had lyrics that were sung by the singer and he was the singer or the guitar player, or possibly one of the other two. I know exactly who he is, I can see him now in my head.

And that other one that goes "La la la di da di da di la di doo di da di da dee dum de doo dee lilly pop whoosy wot' and then it goes "whoo dilly whatchamadang" and then that stuff about carebears

Politics

It was summer, awhile back, right before the big election. He was in a public service announcement, on the television and radio. It was a pretty big campaign to end suffering of one sort or another -- maybe both. He even appeared on a talk show and talked about it for a while, smiling and blushing slightly, about how much he believes in the future of our children. I don't think it was just a publicity stunt; he really, truly, cares.

Don't you know who I'm talking about?


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