F0t0m4n223: D00d ive totly seen this b4
|Video Game Wars|
*DaFuhrer has entered the game*
DaFuhrer: sweet. j00z and c0munizts are da suxorz!!!one!!11!!!!!1!1eleven!11!1!11!
*DaFuhrer occupies Rhinoland!*
*Franc3 has entered the game*
*YouKay has entered the game*
Franc3: d00d you can't do that. look at the r00lz!!
DaFuhrer: fux dat i make my on rulz lol
DaFuhrer: but i do want peace. just want to make the reich whole again.
*Marlboro Man is no longer idle.*
Marlboro Man: YouKay we should do som3thing about DaFuhrer. that dude wants war.
YouKay: Nah, war sucks. Besides he wants peace.
Franc3: yeah i agree wit you YouKay.
*Rising_Sun_03 has entered the game*
*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*
Rising_Sun_03: Take that sUxOr!
Rep_of_CHinA: oww oww oww. yo, CKS help free the country from the agrezzorz?
CKS: yeah, they h4x0rzz.
*Rising_Sun_03 has activated mod /nanking.*
*200 Damage to Rep_of_CHinA! 2 x 105 civilians killed!*
Rep_of_CHinA: HOLY SHYT U FAG
Strz&Strpz: wth you doin fag! Dun make me com over ther...
DaFuhrer: O_O d00d not kul nub. Wtf was that?
*pwnedland has entered the game*
DaFuhrer: lol noobz ph33r my 1337 skills!!011!!
pwnedland: you sux noob, you still emo lol?
DaFuhrer: take this n00b
pwnedland: OW fuk u btch
DaFuhrer: ha ha tank patch is teh 1337 noobz!
DaFuhrer: yo ChexMix, give me the sudetenland.
ChexMix: fuk no, thats mine.
DaFuhrer: so what, theres germans living there and you're oppressing them.
ChexMix: ur crazy n00b
Franc3:lol, i'll back you up ChexMix.
ChexMix: thanks man. youre cool.
DaFuhrer: i ain't playing. give me the sudetenland!
*YouKay is no longer idle.*
YouKay: maybe we can make a deal to keep da peace.
Franc3: WTF YouKay, u r such a gurl.
YouKay: w00t! Peace in our time!
YouKay: WTF!!! no more conquering. attack one more nation and we're going to war.
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: wtf, n00b!
ppl_0f_sp41n: j00 r st00pid, f45c15t!
DaFuhrer: ill help you, fr4nk13
i741i4: so will i
ppl_0f_sp41n: WTF! some1 help!
YouKay: no way, n00b
muthaland: ill help you
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: d00d those are so ghetto
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: lol n00b
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: w00t! i am t3h r00l3r of sp41n!
*muthaland captures Bessarabia!*
muthaland: yo coldfish, gimme carland007
cold_fish27: f u, biach!
cold_fish27: u die for that n00b!
muthaland: wtf r u cheating? DIE!!11111111
muthaland: u hax!!!!111111111111!
cold_fish27: I don't give a f___ nemore! Have carland I dun wanit!
*cold_fish27 has left the game*
*muthaland captures carland007!*
muthaland: ha ha I am teh 1337 at item gathering
DaFuhrer: no ur not! u coudint even kill cold_fish all t3w wai......
muthaland: yo fuhrer... peace?
DaFuhrer: sure whatever
P0lska: Ow WTF gize halp
*boomerangman has entered the game*
*lotr_freak21 has entered the game*
*C4nuck has entered the game*
YouKay: u cant do that now 1 g0tts to br3ng in mi pWn3g c00mm00nnw3lth col0nies nd we w1ll pwn j00!!!
Franc3: yea P01ska woz on our side now i'm g3nna not pwn u nd im j0st gonna uze my +10 sh33ld aab1l1ty nd w8 behind my line! u w0nt be abl to g3t m33 n00b! r0flmao
C4nuck: yea noob you lost last time eh? lolzorz!
boomerangman: lolololololololololololol crikey gday DahFuhrer me r gonna help youkay to pwn j00 n00b!
lotr_freak21: lololol dun forg3t me bro! i got da hoobitz on my side bro and a pwn3ge sh33p armi
muthaland: lol i have got to see this
vikingsfan: ow u dumb fuk fine dont kill me pleez
DaFuhrer: k i need 300 gold
Franc3: hey OMGWTF H4X!!!!11
*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*
Franc3: ow you dumb fukkr ow
YouKay: u homo! u go down for this!
*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*
YouKay: dam this is n0t going well
YouKay: entercheat/for great justice
*Cheat: Dynamo activated*
DaFuhrer: WTF? u ran away pansy?
DaFuhrer: meh, pwn u anyway
*RADAR Error: Cheats not allowed in capitol zones*
*Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 8 damage!*
*RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 19 damage!*
*Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 11 damage!*
*RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 27 damage!*
DaFuhrer: OMG h4x?!!
YouKay: N00b, RADAR anti-cheat patch!
*Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 7 damage!*
*RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 16 damage!*
DaFuhrer: ok, i still hurt you enough so that you can't fight back.
YouKay: DaFuhrer stop usin alt codes
YouKay: Its not funny
Franc3 (Spec): yh, what u talkin bout
*Turing_555 has joined the game.*
DaFuhrer: o damn its the hacker
Turing_555: lol got ur code, hax0r3r! her it is guyz
YouKay: LOL adolf u got owned
Turing_555: yeh ROFL!
DaFuhrer: gah these noobs h4x!
Turing_555: i just pwn at haxing ur enigma :)
Turing_555: c4n i join ur team
Strz&Strpz: sur3, not like u'll live nyway lmao
SPAIZ O_o: YouKay! Addy got da Bizmark!
YouKay: WTF? RADAR is on, that's not possible. Erm...
*Error: RADAR server is down for maintinence. Please GTFO.*
DaFuhrer: lol, Bismarck will pwn u!
YouKay: no. f***ing. chance. lol.
*UKShip:Hood misses NaziShip:Bismarck, 0 damage!*
*UKShip:Prince of Wales hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 10 damage!*
*NaziShip:Bismarck hits UKShip:Hood, 10 damage!*
*NaziShip:Prinz Eugen hits UKShip:Hood, 3 damage!*
*NaziShip:Bismarck hits UKShip:Hood, CRITICAL HIT!!! 100 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed UKShip:Hood!*
DaFuhrer: lol, nubz.
YouKay: u gayer, u f***ing go down now
*Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 1 damage!*
YouKay: oh come on
DaFuhrer: biplanes? rofl.
*Torp:Swordfish misses UKShip:Sheffield, 0 damage!*
YouKay: oops, lol
DaFuhrer: this is 2 funny, lol
*NaziShip:Bismark misses navyplane: Swordfish!*
*Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 1 damage!*
*Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, CRITICAL HIT!!!! 50 damage!*
DaFuhrer: omgwtf? WTFh4x!!? WTF!!!??/
*UKShip:King George V hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 13 damage*
*UKShip:Norfolk hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 5 damage*
DaFuhrer: screw u, ghey blobbers
*NaziShip:Bismarck self-destruct initiated*
*UKShip:Rodney hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 14 damage*
*UKShip:Dorsetshire hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 6 damage*
*YouKay has killed NaziShip:Bismarck!*
DaFuhrer: y0 langsdorff. Tak da graf sp33 nd f*** those n00bs in teh south atlantic, k?
I<3maGR4FSP33: k, played ww 1 b4, dis gunna b easy
DaFuhrer: c001 langy
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip1, 34 damage*
*I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip1!
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip2, 24 damage*
*I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip2!
I<3maGR4FSP33: pwned! sux0rs
YouKay: yo i need to traed stopit!!!!11
I<3maGR4FSP33: stfu n00b, ur bein 0wn3d!!
DaFuhrer: lm40 tak dis j00kay!
*NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip3, 24 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip3!
*NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip4, 27 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip4!
*NaziSub:U94 hits BRMerchantShip1, 29 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed BRMerchantShip1!
*BR4zuk45!!11one is no longer idle.*
BR4zuk45!!11one: yo fockin shithed i was in msn! p1u5, im n3utr4a1!!!!11
DaFuhrer: ur problem, not mien. bsides j00 r an allies` biotch, i'm takin j00 down after i tak these l0zerz
BR4zuk45!!11one: dis game suks i wanna play fifas worldcup
YouKay: stfu man, u suk
DaFuhrer: yeh n00b. 2 pansy ta play ww2?
Strz&Strpz: man, join us allies, I giv u g00dis
BR4zuk45!!11one: ill get back to dat lata..
*BR4zuk45!!11one has gone idle.*
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip5, 26 damage*
*I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip5!
I<3maGR4FSP33: man I rulz! yo fuhrer, gunna get sum ships at teh rver plate
DaFuhrer: k, but d0nt screw it
YouKay: im followin ya
I<3maGR4FSP33: is dat u ova der? wat a n3wb! im comin for ya!
YouKay: now ye di3!!
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Exeter, 25 damage*
*UKShip:Exeter hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 16 damage*
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 14 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 19 damage*
DaFuhrer: langy it's 3x1 u idi0t!
I<3maGR4FSP33: man f*** off, i ken do dis
*UKShip:Exeter hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 21 damage*
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Exeter, 31 damage*
*UKShip:Exeter retreats, 31 damage*
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 19 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 17 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo bring da ship bak heer u stupid coward
YouKay: come get it f001
I<3maGR4FSP33: u askd for it!
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 15 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 18 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: im heet! im heet! f411 bak! addy wer is next port?
DaFuhrer: man go to bu3n0s 4ir3s in 4rgentina tehy r our p33ps
I<3maGR4FSP33: thats 2 far man, the brits get to me b4 i get ther!im stopping in urugu4y
YouKay: fuuk they r getting asylum ther!
*U_R_GAY is no longer idle.*
U_R_GAY: yo wassup
DaFuhrer: hi der
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo, i need to stay in montyvid.
U_R_GAY: man dats wicked.im n3utr41!!
DaFuhrer: fuk dat, giv im asylum, or else!!!!111one
YouKay: no man dont do dat, u r no nazi
Strz&Strpz: yeh, u can stay n3utr41 but no asy1um to nazis
DaFuhrer: stfu muthaf***s, u guys suk
U_R_GAY: STFU evry1!!! we r litle nd n3utr41 and u nazis gotta leave in 3 days gam3 tim3.
DaFuhrer: u fokkerrrrrr g4yzorrrrr
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo fuhrer i wanna surredner, ken i?
DaFuhrer: h3ll n0! u go ther nd fight nd win for me!
I<3maGR4FSP33: k... :(
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Achilles, 20 damage*
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 17 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 20 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: WTFOMG U FUKIN HAXORS! TAK DIS!
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 18 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 15 damage*
*YouKay has killed NaziShip:GrafSpee
I<3maGR4FSP33: N00000000000000!0!!111oneoneeleven :((((((((((((((
DaFuhrer: langy u sux0r
I<3maGR4FSP33: i lov3d dat ship. SPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
YouKay: u sux0rs r real nutjobs
I<3maGR4FSP33: i did alla coud fuhrer.dis game sux, n0w i wnna d133!!!11one
*ChanServ has kicked I<3maGR4FSP33 for use of selfkill code*
YouKay: r0f1m40 wat an em0
DaFuhrer: st00pid l4ngy
U_R_GAY: lmao! now i go back to doin nothing, k?
YouKay: k nd thanks
*U_R_GAY has gone idle.*
DaFuhrer: gaaahh r3v3ng3!!
*NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip7, 24 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip7!
*NaziSub:U94 hits BRMerchantShip2, 32 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed BRMerchantShip2!
*BR4zuk45!!11one is no longer idle.*
BR4zuk45!!11one: m4n do u kno wat n3utr41 means or r u just foking dumb?
DaFuhrer: i kno nd i dun care
YouKay: cmon br0 join tha 411ie5 already!
Strz&Strpz: don b a sissy!
BR4zuk45!!11one: alrite alrite! but after dis we pl4y w0r1d cup..
Strz&Strpz: yeh we wi11, peace first though
YouKay: yeh let's get sum peace by whooping nazi arse
BR4zuk45!!11one:k. you nd i is at war now fuhrer!get im ppls!!!!111
DaFuhrer: whateva u r sux0r not goin even to get ta eur0p3 4nyw4y.
BR4zuk45!!11one: guys ima sneding divisons, k?
Strz&Strpz: yeh send to me in italy.btw 4rgi3, joni us a11ie5! :)
BR4zuk45!!11one: dun both3r man tehy r fokkin racists
*ArGi3bArGi3 has entered the game*
ArGi3bArGi3:stfu br4, ur got 0wn3d by tha fuhrer! nd n0 w4y w3 r joining, were n3utr4ls!!
Strz&Strpz: fokkin neutrals, whateva
SPARTAAAA: hey guyz can I join?
i741i4: no u die 2 >:(
i741i4 Yo adolf, help us out plz?
YouKay: hey no fair!!!!!1
YouKay: holy sheeznit gotta get out
*YouKay has switched to spectator mode*
i741i4: ha ha adolf u the best
DaFuhrer: thx man long live axis!
DaFuhrer: these n00bz are teh sux0rz
*Hugo_slav_man42 has entered the game*
Hugo_slav_man42: hey wuts goin on
DaFuhrer: were pwning n00bz, wanna join
i741i4: yeah its fun
Hugo_slav_man42: Fux j00, I'm goin wit da muthaland!
DaFuhrer: WTF man j00 dai! >:(
DaFuhrer: Oh and BTW
DaFuhrer: LMAO ur such n00b, so I dubbl Krossed you
muthaland: fuk this, im with uk now
*muthaland has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
*coldfish27 has entered the game*
coldfish27: haha, russia now joo r pwned
*coldfish27 captures carland007!*
*numa_numa_land has entered the game*
*Maggie_R has entered the game*
Maggie_R: hey numa, gimme transylvania ill help u get back bessarabia
DaFuhrer: yeah do it, she rox
*numa_numa_land captures Bessarabia!*
muthaland: u all sux0rz ill kill u all fukerz
boomerangman: Crikey! Bardia and Tobruk is ours! All your Italian Fortress Are Belong To Us, Mates! Make your Surrender!
lotr_freak21: Bro! I helped too!
YouKay: L0L lotr_freak21 is boomeerangmans bitch! now stfu bef0re i ban ur sh33p fuxing
lotr_freak21: k sry
i741i4: Owwww fuk addy hlp plz?
DaFuhrer: Getin kinda tird of balin j00 out Muso. But kay.
*DaFuhrer has created Afrika Korps!*
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle*
DaFuhrer: Yo Rom, tak these and get us Egypt!
Afrika_Fox: Kay dude
YouKay: Ow fuck where the hell did he come from
boomerangman: Crikey!! We'll hold him mate! dw we'll get our heds blwn off 4 yous
*Indochina_french has entered the game*
Indochina_french: hey franc3 u around?
DaFuhrer: frenchy is dead. ur mine lol
Indochina_vichy: wtf dis sux
Rising_Sun_03: hey fuhrer can i join and shit?
DaFuhrer: man u r noob
Rising_Sun_03: no im not look at this
*Rising_Sun_03 strikes Haiphong-Yunnan Fou railway line, 24 damage!*
DaFuhrer: hey u cool
DaFuhrer: ok u can join up
Rising_Sun_03: thx man u r 1337
*thai_fighter is no longer idle*
thai_fighter: indochina me want land back!
Indochina_vichy: lolwut? its mine noob
thai_fighter: ok you is ask for it lolololololol
Indochina_vichy: u want some!!!11 come and get it gook!!!
Rising_Sun_03: gook? Indochina you racist cracker
Rising_Sun_03: give thai da land or i kick u
Indochina_vichy: ur not an admin
Rising_Sun_03: shut up
Indochina_vichy: fine, take it u fags
Rising_Sun_03: thai, friendz?
thai_fighter: lol whatever
*Strz&Strpz is no longer idle*
Rep_of_CHiNa: owww some1 beat up risin
Strz&Strpz: no way n00b, lol
Rising_Sun_03: leave our stuff alone or ill pwn ur ships
Rising_Sun_03: OMFG LAG
Strz&Strpz: u r ghey
Strz&Strpz: u going down
DaFuhrer: notta chance n00b lol
Rising_Sun_03: hey guys im going to take over south east asia lmao
Rising_Sun_03: wtf n00b
thai_fighter: sorry. i thought you invading me :P
Rising_Sun_03: fuk u. gimme ur seaports, airfields n train stations.
*Rising_Sun_03 uses airfield!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses seaport!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses train station!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses bicycle!*
YouKay: bikes? rofl
*Rising_Sun_03 captures I_HAS_GOLD!*
Rising_Sun_03: pwned n00bs. this game is fun lol
Strz&Strpz: omfg h4x
YouKay: MY COLONYS!!!!!! F*** U H4X0R!!!!!!1
Rising_Sun_03: stfu i have no hax. ur defenses sux0r
C4nuck: YouKay, you n00b, I just sent troops to HK and you wasted them all! WTF?
boomerangman: Crikey!! fine mate. can we at lest hav weapons?
*Rising_Sun_03 has activated mod /burmesedeathrailway.*
Rising_Sun_03: lolol i built railway wif allied pow
YouKay: F*** u rising im gonna blow ur queer railway up.
Strz&Strpz: Yeh me 2 you pansy.
*Strz&Strpz has struck Death Railway, 1 damage!*
*YouKay has struck Death Railway, 1 damage!*
*boomerangman has struck Death Railway, 0 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: lol whos the homos now
DaFuhrer: ha ha this awexome. I sh4ll n0w pwn the jewz!
DaFuhrer: hey that hurt b1tch!!
DaFuhrer: fine, ya want to play that way h4x0r!
*2 attrition damage to DaFuhrer!*
muthaland: ur still a noob
DaFuhrer: OMGWTF hax!!
muthaland: o wut now??????
DaFuhrer: wtf thats teh fuck gimme ur oil u fucking noob.
*YouKay captures Egypt!*
*Franc3 captures Algeria!*
Hugo_slav_man42 (Spec): hey isnt franc3 dead?
DaFuhrer: yah i pwned his HQ
Franc3: nope, we never go away lol
Afrika_Fox: UK gtfo my place
YouKay: Bitch it's mien >:(
Afrika_Fox: Ow fall bak
*YouKay has captured Ben-Gazzi!*
Afrika_Fox: Haha take that
*Afrika_Fox has captured Ben-Gazzi!*
*Afrika_Fox has captured Toebrook!*
*Afrika_Fox has fallen ill!*
Afrika_Fox: Oh fucking random ev...
*Afrika_Fox has gone idle.*
*Funny_Hat is now admin for #8thArmy*
*Funny_hat has struck Afrika Korps, 43 damage!*
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle.*
*Funny_Hat has struck Afrika_Fox, 37 damage!*
Afrika_Fox: SHYT fall bak
Strz&Strpz: ha ha my turn lol
Afrika_Fox: Hay nub
*Afrika_Fox has captured LandZone_443!*
Strz&Strpz: OW fux joo
Strz&Strpz: Eat this
Strz&Strpz: No more Mr. Nice
*Afrika_Fox has left #Africa*
boomerangman: wtf? where is everyone?
Rising_Sun_03: wtf is happening
boomerangman: hey i actually did something m8
Strz&Strpz: were proud of j00
boomerangman:OMFG stole credit you cheapos...
Rising_Sun_03: take this n00bz!
Strz&Strpz: thats nothing biatch
boomerangman: Darwin? wtf we dont even want it. u hav it.
DaFuhrer: wtf this is nothing
muthaland: Ur stil retreating, nub :P
DaFuhrer: FUX J00
i741i4: Ow bitchz spawnkill!
Strz&Strpz: Hah n00b
BR4zuk45!!11one: M0tHAfuckAs! WANNA FUCKING PLAY WORLD CUP! JUST FINISH THIS SHIT WILL YA?!
i741i4: oww okay i give up
*i741i4 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
Strz&Strpz: u on our side now
i741i4: fien dont kill me pleez
YouKay: we own j00 now biatch
DaFuhrer: Muso j00 nub
*Script Trippy_Packed has dropped i741i4!*
i741i4: The fuck man?
Strz&Strpz: Wtf yu g4y h4x0r
DaFuhrer: haha winter lien bitchz
*Cheat: Walking activated*
Strz&Strpz: Wot dus that do?
S!llyH@tChinditz: Makes me walk...
Strz&Strpz: ...u sux...
Rising_Sun_03: holy hell
Rising_Sun_03: how is this hapennig???!???!??
*CKS has struck Rising_Sun_03, 29 damage!*
Rep_of_CHiNa: SUPRIEZ N00B!
*RoflMAO is no longer idle*
CKS: peace, mao?
RoflMAO: k, lol
*RoflMAO has struck Rising_Sun_03, 200 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: lol, pwn3d
Rising_Sun_03: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF! H4X!!11!1
RoflMAO: guerillaz rox!!!
*Strz&Strpz has activated mod /storminnorman.
*Attacks in #EuroWest are now enabled!*
C4nuck : Who cares, I'm doing stuff!
YouKay : We're all proud of j00.
DaFuhrer: oww whyyyyy ;_;
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle.*
Afrika_Fox: Told you idiot! Where's my damn funding now?
DaFuhrer: U tried to kill me, biotch!
PM from Afrika_Fox to DeutschTroop: Alright men, they're comin. Prepare to repel invaders. Groups one through three, counter-attack at-
Afrika_Fox: WTF TK
*Afrika_Fox has left the game*
Strz&Strpz: ...Hilter joo sux at this.
*Franc3's HQ has been liberated*
*Franc3 has respawned!*
Franc3: ha ha love this tank patch lolzorz!!!
Franc3: adolf is teh suxorz!! lol!!
Strz&Strpz: stfu, franc3
YouKay: yea noob, stfu
Franc3: no fux you Strz&Strpz i'm g3nna mek sur dat in da futur we rerite histori and mak it l0ke u didn s3v us
Strz&Strpz: whetever n00b u do that weirdass shit we will just make movies with Tom Hanks about savin ur ass!
Strz&Strpz: lol this so beats counter-strike
C4nuck: here guyzz
Strz&Strpz: wow thx
YouKay: yea thx
C4nuck: You could pay me back later, eh?
Strz&Strpz: no way n00b lol
C4nuck: thats ok too
*muthaland captures Bessarabia!*
numa_numa_land: U HAX!!1!!
muthaland: no dumbass
muthaland: i have tons of shit
numa_numa_land: whatev i like t3h winz
muthaland: rofl n00b
DaFurher: WTf!!1! biatch nub!!1!1!!1
DaFurher: Whatever i 57i11 has t3h pwnz
Strz&Strpz: d00d fu ur gon4 g3t Pwnz0r3d!!!!11!
muthaland: STFU addy gay fuxx0r
Maggie_R: k u win russia
*Maggie_R has left the game
DaFuhrer: this has gone on long enough
DaFuhrer: TIME TA UZE MY NEW TANKS!!!!
*Cheat: Supertank activated*
Strz&Strpz: WTF!!?? OUR SHERMANS DONT EVEN LEAVE DENTS IN THEIR ARMOR!
YouKay: Take 0r Spitfirz up ur NAzi 455 b14tch!!!!!11!11
Strz&Strpz: R0flmao nub
DaFuhrer: WTF u fx1n h4xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!111
Strz&Strpz: everybody, NOW
Strz&Strpz: ffs, turn ff off.
*muthaland captures carland007!*
muthaland: switch sides NOW coldfish or else!
cold_fish27: ok lets kick some fritz azz
*cold_fish27 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
DaFuhrer: WTF coldfish u will pay for this
Strz&Strpz: Waste of trupz "Addy"
Hugo_slav_man42: th1s iz fux!
*Hugo_slav_man42 has entered spectator mode.*
DaFuhrer: arrrrgh nooooo
*ChanServ has kicked DaFuhrer for use of selfkill code*
muthaland: dam i wanted that kill
Strz&Strpz: Fck KSer. oh well
muthaland: oh fine
*Fartysans has joined the game!*
Fartysans: muthaland in Berlin!?! Strz&Strpz crossin the Rhine!?! WTF n00bs im not gonna take dis any more!
*Fartysans has struck muthaland, 12 damage!*
*Fartysans has struck Strz&Strpz, 32 damage!*
*Fartysans has struck YouKay, 14 damage!*
*Fartysans has struck Franc3, 43 damage!*
muthaland: what the fuck
Strz&Strpz: OW! Who the hell are you!?!
Franc3: OW! Dammit!
Fartysans: Whoops for got to finish unfinished business.
*Fartysans has struck C4nuck, 20 damage!*
*Fartysans joins team "Axis"!*
C4nuck: d00d we killed DaFuher when do you guys learn to quit!?!
Fartysans: Nevah Bitches!
*muthaland has struck Fartysans, 30 damage!*
*Strz&Strpz has struck Fartysans, 21 damage!*
*Youkay has struck Fartysans, 28 damage!*
*Franc3 has struck Fartysans, -7 damage!*
Franc3: Damn im not very good at this
*C4nuck has struck Fartisans, 65 damage!*
Fartysans: Gaaah! That suxxored!
Strz&Strpz: WTF!!!!!!!!!!! That should have been enough to kill u Wat is wrong wit u u hax!?!
Fartysans:N00b! IM INVINCIBLE!!! But that suxxd so im gonna lay low for a while.
*Fartysans has gone idle.*
muthaland: right then, back to business
*Hugo_slav_man42 is no longer in spectator mode.*
*Hugo_slav_man42 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
Hugo_slav_man42: thanx NOV
muthaland: hey i helped 2
PM from Fartysans to ArGi3bArGi3:yo man, j00 were fuhrers peep. ken we hide ther?dun wanna di3 in nur3mberg
PM from ArGi3bArGi3 to Fartysans:sure, but stfu. dis is secret, k?
PM from Fartysans to ArGi3bArGi3:k..
*DaFuhrer tried to reconnect*
*SERVER IS DOWN*
*SERVER IS UP*
Strz&Strpz: teh server is teh ghey
YouKay: yea it is a fag
Franc3: u mean it likez other servers
Franc3: of the same gender lol?
muthaland: stfu, franc3
Strz&Strpz: so what now?
Rising_Sun_03: BANZAI BITCH!!!1!1
Strz&Strpz: oh yeah them
Rising_Sun_03: u dead now, suxorz!
*21 damage to Strz&Strpz!*
*7 attrition damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
Strz&Strpz: lol noob u serious?
Rising_Sun_03: u sux
Strz&Strpz: give up now or get pwned, biatch
Rising_Sun_03: bring it on, gheylord
muthaland: this has to be good
Strz&Strpz: if you insist, lol!
*Cheat: A-Bomb activated*
*Strz&Strpz uses Little Boy!*
*902 damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
Rising_Sun_03: HOLY JEZU WAT
Rising_Sun_03: FUX J00 H4X0RZ
muthaland: whoa man
Strz&Strpz: thats not all
muthaland: u like Michael Jackson, lol
muthaland: u used little boy
*muthaland captures Manchukuo!*
*PuY1 was kicked by muthaland (sockpuppet of Rising_Sun_03)!*
Strz&Strpz: WTF rooskis!!!1212 thats teh meni!!! i fooght th1s hole w4r by myseelf!!!!11111
muthaland: we is allies i take watever the fook i want
*Strz&Strpz uses Fat Man!*
*1142 damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
Rising_Sun_03: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck
Strz&Strpz: thats that
muthaland: fat man? lol
muthaland: thats even more messed up
Strz&Strpz: fck u, pervert, they were special patch anyway
Strz&Strpz: ull never have them ha ha
muthaland: fck u, gheylord
muthaland: ha got ur code b1tch
Strz&Strpz: ok b4 next g4me starts, evry1 giv bak ur territories
YouKay: yea evry1 gve back ur territoras
Strz&Strpz: Youkay whats dat in ur invent
YouKay: thats just my territories
Strz&Strpz: give em back...
YouKay: NO, we won dese fair and square.. we have India and South Africa and- we ned the Falklends. We need em for uh... Stratigic Sheep Shearing Purposes. Only if they come to us and ask shall we give dem independance.
*NEXT GAME: Cold War*
*STARTING IN 5 SECONDS...*
*SERVER HAS PERFORMED FATAL ERROR*
*SELF DESTRUCT SYSTEM ENGAGED*
|I | I ½ | II | II ½ | III | π | IV | IV ½ | V | VI | VII | VIII | X | XI | XII | ∞|
|The Second World War II | World War Revolution | World War Collectors Boxset | The Video Game | The Sequel to the Video Game | The Board Game | World War What | World War Craft|
|World Wart Zwei|
World War II's most known result.
|Conflict: The Great War part II (Pink Floyd)|
|Place: The World|
|Outcome: The Germans lost, again, hahahah!|
|Allied forces||Hitler's Happy Fun Time Band|
|Large concrete structure||Adolf Hitler|
|Planes 'n' stuff||Guhns|
|32,000. Million.||A brazilian|
World War I - World War II
World War 2? Oh, that thing. It all started when this German guy named Hitler said "Kill de Jews!" and all his German Nazis started killing Jews and such. (What's the such for?) Now you're probably wondering why the heck countries such as The United States and England or Russia, or Poland, or China, or Italy, or, Canada?, or even Japan was in this war. I would say, "I dunno" if I was stupid but I say "I do not know" because I am smart.
Okay, okay, I know why the United States joined. It all started in... 1941. Some day in Arply where a bunch of pissed off Japanese pilots they called Kamikazes (sp?) bombed a naval base in Hawaii. Back then, Hawaii was still a United States territory. Well so, the U.S. naturally got pretty pissed off so they declared war on all the countries they called the Axis. Well, I know most of this from school and Call of Duty 1-3 and I'm not an expert but this was a "Big" war, per say.
Well, lemme tell you the last 4 years of the war in about a paragraph. Eh hem.
The Germans continued to kill Jews, the Allies invaded Rome, Italy and the Italians surrendered. The war went on for a while and the U.S. and the English climbed up a cliff off a French coast the Germans were controlling, you may of heard of it. It's called D-Day, the D meaning... uh... Delightful? Well the Allies won that fight and we fought some more and the Germans surrendered. Japan didn't surrender so we started something called "The Manhattan Project" or "NUKE!!!" So the U.S. nuked two Japanese cities killing millions and messing up a bunch of babies.
Now Japan isn't evil, Hitler is dead, Italy's not evil and neither is Germany. For some reason, Japan forgave us for nuking them (why?). People now brag about, being "vets". So what if you're a veterinarian? And there's people that brag about being veterans. World War II was a great war, a terrible war, a... Nazi war? So next time you play Call of Duty, say, "Wow, this game is awesome" and then say, "Wow this is about World War II. Hmmmm... Didn't I read an Illogicopedia article about this? Naw, that was Toast...".